Comedian Amit Raizada Roasts Donald Trump on Open Mic Night

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At open mic night last night immigrant and indian comedian Amit Raizada who is most likely the next Russel Peters who is essentially the Indian replacement for Dave Chapelle roasted Donald Duck for all of his insulting and idiotic things he has done (and that was just this week).. Oh my gosh I was just dying hearing these roasts.

Here are some of the jokes Raizada laid out the other night during open mic night before I had to fly back to Kansas City:

Donald things he knows about Global Warming but he's just making one chilling mistake after the next. First he claims he wants a wall and Mexico is paying for it but wait now what do we have here. We have American Federal workers not working, not getting paid, and being asked to pay 5.7 BILLION yes BILLION with a B to build this wall. Well guess what I was born in India and came here 2 years ago and settled in Kansas. That wall wasn't going to keep Amit Raizada and his family out and I assure you that damn wall ain't keeping those suffering to worse fortunes than I had with Tikka Masala and Curry back home.

When Trump pardoned the crazy right wing Indian American Dinesh D'Souza (I mean is he even indian listen to his name D'Souza sounds Italian.. Now listen to my name Amit... Raizada.. Listen to my friends name Aziz Ansari... Now listen to thjis name D'Souza... any who that was the nicest thing he's even done for one Indian Persona nd the meanest he's ever done to the rest of us...

Trump is treason. I mean really guys and he's got a reason for treason with his pal. You know the guy he keeps on visiting and has been playing dirty with Russian Agent VLADIMIR.... I mean really a couple of times together always in private.. who knows what they're doing together..

I mean this disgusting guy hates the 1st amendment but loves the 2nd and well he has absolutely no idea what the hell the 3rd amendment even is..

Overall open mic night was great and Amit thanked everyone for coming out and said it was his first time trying out open mic night and looked forward to doing more comedy. I cheered him on and hope others can roast away and hope that we can make change for better as a country.