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Throckmorton

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Real name: Dan
Gender: Male
Hometown: Northfield, CT
Home country: USA
Current location: Jewett City CT

About Throckmorton

I am an Orthodox Linguinite, born and raised, thus all graven images of his Pastaness, the FSM, peace and sauce be upon his name, are sacrilege. I also occasionally get weekends off, and I own 3 cats. Cats whom I have come to believe are the divine agents of his Pastaness, affecting human behavior as the physical manifestations of his noodly appendages. So, therefore I say MEOW unto you. Please note that pastafarians are a schismatic cult in my eyes, not only do they display graven images of his Pastaness , they also have been known to place curdled cow’s milk upon his blessed sacrament without sauce, the heathens.

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"Blue Collar Billionaire, that's not a thing", Jon Stewart

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Account status: Active
Member since: Sat Jun 8, 2002, 05:00 AM
Number of posts, all time: 3,579
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Last post: Wed Nov 22, 2023, 08:40 PM

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