This is spot on......sadly.

UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is green.

TRUMP: *tweets* Grass iz purpil.

EVERYONE WHO HAS EYES: Is he saying that grass is purple? Um, no it’s not. It’s green.

FOX NEWS: Grass is purple.

CNN: Breaking news: New debate rages about whether grass is green or purple.

EVERYONE: I’m sorry, what? Grass is green. There’s no debate.

CNN: Well we have to be fair and legitimize both sides.

EVERYONE: Grass is green. There is no other side.

TRUMP: *addresses news media on White House lawn*

REPORTER: What about the green grass that you’re literally standing on?

TRUMP: You’re very rude. The fake news media is very unfair to me!

TRUMP BASE: *chanting* Grass is purple! Grass is purple!

KELLYANNE: The democrats are trying to shove green grass down your throats because they’re all SOCIALISTS.

RUSSIAN TROLL ONLINE: Hillary Clinton has child slaves underneath a pizza parlor in Queens stealing everyone’s purple grass and painting it green.

TRUMP: *retweets Russian troll*

NEWS MEDIA: *legitimizes retweet by airing footage of it all day*

TUCKER: The Democrats are coming for your grass! 2nd amendment!!!

JIM JORDAN: *screaming* THEY HAVE NO PROOF WHATSOEVER THAT GRASS IS GREEN! NONE!

SCIENTISTS: Um, actually, we have irrefutable scientific proo...

JIM JORDAN: *screaming louder than all the scientists* NONE!!

HANNITY: Anybody that tells you grass is green is part of the deep state.

YOU: But grass IS green.

YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT THANKSGIVING DINNER: Are you part of the deep stage?

YOUR COUSIN IN PENSACOLA: *posts Breitbart meme on Facebook of cartoon frog smoking purple grass*

TRUMP: *tweets* Deep state! Socialists! 2nd amendment! I saw green grass the other day but it was artificial turf! That’s proof that all green grass is FAKE!

NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE: Grass still green.

NOBODY: *reads newspapers*

RNC: *already mass producing purple hats with clever 2020 re-election slogan all made in China*

CHINA: *laughing in Chinese* Americans are assholes.

BARR: The report states that Trump is totally exonerated.

EVERYONE: There is no report.

LANDSCAPER IN INDIANA: It’s against my religious beliefs to plant green grass.

TRUMP: *already onto the next scandal*

EVERYONE: Oh for fucks sake. Sure. Grass is purple. This is too fucking exhausting. Who cares anymore.

UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is now both green and purple at the exact same time.

PLANET EARTH: *heats up to the point where grass no longer exists*

This right here is what we're up against....taken from Facebook

Zach Hintze breaks school record with 62-yard field goal

At our home game and senior day, Zach Hintze breaks the University of Wisconsin-Madison school record with a 62 yard field goal....I used to babysit his father Dan, and his aunts and uncles! What a kick!

I could not have said this any more eloquently! 😂

Introducing Soup, apparently one of John Lennon

Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton’s favorite bands and the band was from the Wisconsin Fox Valley area! Back in the early ‘70’s Clapton heard Doug Yankus (lead guitarist) play in Milwaukee and remarked he was “one of the most versatile guitarist he had ever heard”. My bestie and I saw them many times in our hometown and surrounding towns. We knew them and they were exceptional! I’ve been assured this photo has not been altered or photoshopped.....



My favorite Soup track...

Poetic Justice....

Brace Yourselves!

5 Stages of Republicans impeachment grief:

1) Anger
2) Denial
3) Won't read
4) Can't read
5) No hablo inglés or Я не говорю по-русски

Where were you 56 years ago today, 22nd November 1963 when John F Kennedy died?

I was in 6th grade and a fellow classmate who lived across the street and had gone home for lunch came running across a large half circle of grass in front of my elementary school (which was forbidden for us to play on) and told us....we were dismissed for the remainder of that day and also for the 3 days following. I still get choked up when I see the photo or video of “John-John” saluting and the riderless horse.
This past September, while in Dallas for a concert, we went to the scene of the assassination....they have X’s on the road depicting where his motorcade was for the individual shots fired. Incredibly somber....

Look! It's the most corrupt president ever,

and Richard Nixon....