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If trump institutes the draft

everyone should develop bone spurs in their feet...!

Official presidential portraits...

From Clinton to "now"


What if another country bombed us

for the water in Flint that poisoned thousands of....

Let me shut my mouth before I end up missing...🤐🤐🤐🤐

A day in the life of Joe republican...

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good, because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take, because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan, because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat, because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents, because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean, because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees, because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation, because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joes employer pays these standards, because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check, because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home, because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC, because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan, because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world, because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration, because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.

The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension, because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

Credit to : http://tvnewslies.org/tvnl/index.php/editorial/guest-commentary/21099-day-in-the-life-of-joe-middle-class-republican.html

I have a dream...

Posted by Heartstrings | Sun Apr 9, 2017, 08:46 AM (4 replies)

Not sure this will post...

Posted by Heartstrings | Sun Apr 9, 2017, 08:30 AM (7 replies)

Any idea as to trumps civilian "death toll"

since taking office? And how many of them were these "babies" he is so concerned about in his vacant heart?

Yemen, Syria...etc.??
Posted by Heartstrings | Sat Apr 8, 2017, 08:39 AM (6 replies)

Prediction (taken from Reddit)

What do you think?

"The American and Russian governments will both talk this up and pretend that they are escalating the conflict. Then they will save the whole world by agreeing on a tremendous deal. That deal will include the US removing sanctions on Russia, in return for Russia leaning on Assad to not use chemical weapons on his own people. Nobel Peace Prize for Trump and Putin for averting nuclear armageddon.
Winners: Trump, Putin, Exxon
Losers: Syria, America"

Personally I really hate that Nobel Peace Prize part...
Posted by Heartstrings | Sat Apr 8, 2017, 06:44 AM (5 replies)

The situation in Syria is incredibly complex

but if anyone can unravel it itís a reality TV host who lost money running a casino...sad day for the world...

*sarcasm alert
Posted by Heartstrings | Fri Apr 7, 2017, 03:24 AM (0 replies)

Very interesting witnessing how trump will have to flex his foreign policy muscle on Syria

He called out Obama for 'not crossing a red line.'
Essentially.... making Obama look weak on foreign policy.
Ok....your turn trump. Hmmmmm do you make America great.... talking all tough guy like when you were campaigning by ousting Assad?.....or....wait.....that will make your best friend...Putin mad at you. Dang! Being president is tough...

Corners are no place for the weak willed. Also, watch out for the next distraction....
North Korea

Time to put those XXXL Depends on...
Posted by Heartstrings | Thu Apr 6, 2017, 07:12 AM (4 replies)
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