Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalI remember one time my wife called me a lazy bastard at the supermarket
I was so shocked i almost fell out of the cart.
I told my therapist I had a phobia about getting married he asked if I knew what my symptoms are.
I said I can’t say I do.
I always feel great after I manscape
My unibrow and nose hair and ear hair hey I’m 57 it’s the little things in life.
At grocery store yesterday I smiled young couple in front of me.
The wife unloading groceries from the shopping cart in how she wants them bagged. Hub’s totally clueless hey I been there clueless with my wife just tossing stuff on conveyor belt to get priced and bagged. She actually said to him stop I have a system ,I understand completely you do not mess with the system get with her program.
Do not worry about your smart phone or laptop spying on you.
The Vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Dreamt of my wife last night I woke up smiling.
In my dream my wife and I were buying a roasted chicken, I woke up before we ordered the sides I’m sure we would have gotten her red skin potato salad.
Saw my brother yesterday he's going bald doing the comb over
I said if your wife ever leaves you over you going bald it’s hair- loss
Why is it the first pancake or two or three
Either overcooked torn apart or undercooked well that’s where my domestic woof pack comes in they are clean up crew.
Louisiana fish fry mix
This is first time we ever tried this mix not bad on catfish.
Three furry mooches in kitchen yes on making hush puppies.
So I saw this book online I'm going to buy ,the title is how to solve 50% of your problems.
I am going to buy two.
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