Just was told this joke about COVID mask by friend

A woman was pumping gas with a mask and across from her at the pumps a lady said dear the pandemic is a hoax you do not need to wear a mask, the woman with mask on responded it’s part of my parole conditions dear.

So my bud called his wife left a note on fridge door , this isn't working

He opened the fridge door and said it’s working fine.

Another joke from 17 year old son.

My diet is going kind of ok I had eggs

Cadbury eggs

17 year old told me this I hugged him I said son someday you’ll be as I full of dad jokes.

Quick breakfast the Pillsbury frozen biscuits butter or southern delicious

Cream chip beef over them or having them with sausage patties eggs or bacon on them .I’ll usually buy around three bags we really enjoy them the humans and the furry kids.

As a parent do you remember kids in training pants or diapers bum

I am living it again with grandchildren chubby legs sippy cup or bottle.

I remember our grown children when they were young that look dad you gonna chase me mister and when you chase me I’ll run and squeal and scream pumping chubby legs as a toddler, really our one grandson just tossed his drink cup like a challenge come on pap come after me.

I’ll play kiddo my love is so deep for you. And when I chase you and see your little chubby legs running away and you laughing like your mom did 35 years ago I’ll grab you by your diaper and catch you and then give you tummy raspberries kiddo.

I gave up lent for lent

I just heard the description a intelligent conservative

😂😂😂😂

Just read Ukraine will be receiving counter battery equipment

Now kremlin indirect will have to shoot and move so hopefully Kiev Mariupol will not end up like Grozny.

May this slaughter end , just disgusted as human a father I’m so sad I’m bad mood in the refugees they elderly women children suffering from Chechnya to Baghdad Syria to Ukraine.

If you're near Ukrainian church they're taking donations

The one in silver springs Maryland is taking donations Saint Andrew Ukrainian Orthodox Church silver springs md , there is a list of needs on their website, as a descendant of Slavs we truly are just one people.

So sad this is happening again my great grandparents fled the reds and the whites doing civil war I just remember the stories years later my great grandmother and my two aunts their tears over the brutality from the soldiers.

Russian ceasefires are murder

I just heard hospital Mariupol hit by arty.