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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
September 27, 2021

Received a text from friend this morning about a trump supporter paying for groceries

Text from friend- At grocery store just watched a guy in trump 2020 hat pay for his groceries with a snap card this absolutely makes no sense.


September 26, 2021

So I been mentioning to all the trumpig supporters I know

In person or by text hey did you hear joe Biden won Arizona by three hundred and sixty more votes than in January. Then I called Pennsylvania rep Doug mastriano a rep who wants to do a fraudit in Pennsylvania, Doug is a trumpig testicle massaging treasonous fuck who swore the same oath to the constitution as I as soldiers, and told Doug only got voicemail that he should call and congratulate President Biden. Ok have good day du I was ranting I have get the quiche out the oven.

September 25, 2021

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex

Because they do not want to admit a piece of meat makes them feel happy.

September 25, 2021

Do you remember the candy root beer barrels.

My wife just asked me now that is candy from childhood that I forgot completely about. so now we’re trying to remember items from the 70’s such as well I brought up necco wafers disgusting, my wife just brought up the TV dinners for kids she was a fish sticks fan I loved the pudding.

September 24, 2021

Just got a promotion in Antifa

I’m now lead soup can pitcher

September 24, 2021

No room in bed Grandson two goldens in bed with my wife and I

No room in big bed so I headed over to spare bedroom to sleep in twin bed ,yea the grandson and the golden pup follows me I heard pap move over 😂 then the golden pup getting into bed flopping down to do a sleeping cuddle mr pup is touching us paws muzzle it is secure for him. Grandson is now asleep stretching out like he did in big bed sideways maybe I’ll go sleep on couch 😂

September 23, 2021

My sleep number is after a long night of working

A plate of roasted turkey succotash stuffing mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast.

September 20, 2021

So my wife asked, what is the difference between a new dog and a husband.

After a year the dog is still excited to see you, and a dog only takes a couple months to train.

September 19, 2021

I don't need google my wife knows everything

Morning Du having coffee with MRS Duncanpup and at this moment we have two golden retrievers and chocolate lab trying to Jedi mind trick the man into giving up peanut butter toast , yes I know never watch the empire strikes back with the dogs.
Be safe and to those you love.

September 18, 2021

Covid recovering ,Pabst beer and cigarettes for a old goat sergeant major.

I’m laughing old soldiers.My friend is on the upswing from Covid , I received a text this morning after I woke up from a night shift nap. I heard my wife as I was making coffee she said unbelievable I asked what as she was reading it on my phone , look what ray sent you.

Now ray is retired army I met him maybe 98 at airborne association dinner and we been friends ever since.

Sgt major - Hey can you do me a favor and pick me up a case of PBR and carton of cigarettes. I’ll leave the cash in my mailbox and the beer on porch I’ll get it after you leave.

My wife saying I wouldn’t do it he doesn’t need alcohol or cigarettes he is 70 years old.
I’m thinking my wife is absolutely right then yet he was vaccinated it was a breakthrough case. and he is thirsty for beer so he is on the upswing , I’m thinking the north Vietnamese army could not kill him at ripcord and Covid didn’t take him out, yes I’ll do it why not I just find humor.

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