Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalBoog the chocolate lab diet I need to learn to just say no
I got home from work craving pbj and cold glass milk. In the kitchen our golden retriever who is not on a diet ,and the chocolate menace of society was watching man make his sandwich. Well I made them both a peanut butter sandwich, I just look at those eyes and faces. Upside was it was on whole wheat bread no white flour boog ok man GULP!, I doubt he even tasted the sandwich.
The boog diet and man on way home
From casting my absentee ballot he is on a diet. And he was sniffing the air we passed the
Diner
Bakery
Dunking donuts
Man why are we not stopping man ,oh no man they have gotten to you in thinking I need to diet I love you man but this is treason.
Six minutes till I cast my absentee ballot
Work changed next week I won’t be home good thing they let me know in advance.
Made friends at train station
A young girl who is four and her brother who is eight. They’re traveling with their mother they’re immigrants silently I wish them a great life.
I enjoy being a grandfather a ramble
In charge today of our seventh month old grandson tell you what he is so narcissistic. It’s all about him diaper needs changed I need a bottle he loves being held , well you know what young mister you got it. Our other grandson he is four months old went home I love em both I been a few things over the years a airborne infantry trooper as kid then a leg infantry troop after I broke my ankle twice on two different jumps.
I have been a husband a father thirty two years a teamster a alcoholic probably since age 12, still a husband and a lush but eating naltrexone for booze still a teamster and I love life. And I have a bad crush on Ann Wilson from Heart my wife and I saw her last year she has a beautiful voice, let me clarify the crush is on the 2018 Ann Wilson not the 1977 Ann Wilson I have morals I’m 52 why I could be the 1977 Ann Wilson father that woman has awesome voice.
My wife is ok with my crush she understands that I’m 52 but emotionally probably 17 she says to me but I fire back in humor and tell her hey I earn big cash being a uneducated steering wheel holder / union truck driver.
So my wife went into office today wearing heart monitor a fib leaking heart valve our one daughter went to visit her friend. And I’m in charge of her baby boy as her husband is working I go back work Wednesday night. So I asked our grandson baby boy you like Etta James I do I love her voice let’s just chill on couch lay on my chest let’s enjoy the music.
The Golden retriever definitely not a profile of courage
I’m on back porch having coffee and I hear woof woof. So I get up and let mr golden boy out to use the yard. And he pauses sniffs the air listens , and then looks at me come on man you gotta cover me while I go to the bathroom it’s dark out. So we travel the yard together as he sniffed out the perfect spot, and then when he is done he runs back to the patio door. I let him in and he goes back to bed with my wife.
I amuse my wife bought a powerball with Boog on way home
With my cut I’m gonna get boog the chocolate lab a brain transplant. And fund local soup kitchen three meals a day seven days week. probably also buy some carhart long sleeve winter t shirts. My old long sleeve winter shirts need replaced. If we don’t win I’ll still buy my long sleeve shirts Sunday and go work Monday and put the brain transplant on hold.
George Scott for congress Pennsylvania 10th
I see a lot of signs for George Scott Pennsylvania 10th I have one in our yard . This AO voted predominantly for orange scumbag in 2016. Polls have him one point behind trump bootlicking sycophant Scott Perry.
Pink Floyd and roasting chicken I give you a mental picture
At the house this morning our one son. Is now obsessed with David Gilmour he has inherited his obsession from dad In studying great guitarist. I had dark side of the moon on the other day and he has taken notice. Comfortably numb jamming with it figuring it out rewind the song again and figuring out the song.
And my kitchen assistant the 90 pound chocolate lab land shark. Is assisting me in roasting two chickens ok man they are roasting is it time to eat yet, a small puddle of drool on kitchen floor. I ask him as I cut up carrots you want a carrot dude I get a wag wag sure man.
So a journalist walks into a embassy
And accidentally gets murdered I just turned on the news this is the new alibi . Cut me a break we don’t need the saudis trump and criminal crew needs their money.
And how I detest the magat sheep that buy his lying bullshit ,Really what’s next he stumbled into the bone saw.
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