July 6, 2020

Went to a military work out with my wife this morning I find humor

I love making my wife smile. I have been working out since 1984 when I hit fort soon to be renamed Benning. The problem in the car on way home I told my dear wife they were just to dam nice. I said our Drill sgt s were Richard Simmons on steroid. And it was kind of weird they wanted the class to address them as sir. I raised my hand and asked what branch any of them served in. Answer was never served on any capacity. Ok no big deal.

So we’re socially distanced doing push-ups and I walk over to my wife. As she’s doing push-ups I’m using my hands to get near her. And she starts laughing and I say you eye fucking me recruit. And she’s giggling then doing jumping jacks I jumped and jacked around her. In the car I said look if they wanna make it realistic we need at least.
5 sets of 30 pushups
5 sets of 30 mountain climbers
And after your arms are jello hit the monkey bars
And then give me 5 pull ups.
Then will go on a 3 mile run and finish up at the monkey bars.
In car she told me I cannot take you back I think you scared the instructors. After they would tell class to shake it out at times I do what I’d do in army I run around in humor. Doing thumb aerobics for support of the profile troops.

You know what it was a great morning with my wife. I made her laugh In these shitty times. we been together 34 years and I love her so much.

July 3, 2020

Dog love it's 95 out to hot for furry boys to lay in yard air conditioning is on

So I’m laying on sectional reading and golden retriever and chocolate menace are lonely. A dog at my head and one at my feet. I have air conditioning at 68 ok man will cuddle. Never alone around here especially with the sweet furry boys. They make me smile furry cuddles and it probably helped I just had peanut butter and graham crackers man shares. I tell em your older vet says you are a bit overweight so not one word to vet guy on snacks.

July 3, 2020

We used snort coke now it's zicam we used drink now we have cold coke humor in sobriety

Shooting breeze with close friend who is well we’re always in recovery we’re both sober as we try. My friend sitting here earlier spent decades in Fed system incarcerated. My friend is hurting as he had to cut loose a nice woman he met. And I met her and she is a nice woman she chose to go back to using and my friend chose sober over relationship. I do hope the best for her. I do care for her booze heroin meth does run your life In moment of using. She is sweet human.

My friend We grew up together in western Pennsylvania we’re same age 54. We knew each other since kindergarten he grew up in very dysfunctional family. My family was not far off booze anger was part of day. We had a nice visit I wish him well.

July 1, 2020

Boog chocolate lab needs a lounge chair to sunbathe

My wife and Our daughters sunbathing today. My wife asked me if I could put suntan lotion on her back. And in backyard is our three grown daughters and my wife in lounge chairs and a chocolate lump in the fifth chair his sisters put a chair out for their furry brother .

Boog was Laying on his side I walked up and I got a wag wag. Hey man I’m hanging with my lady and my sisters. Man you have coconut scented sun tan lotion for the lady your wife my lady. Do you have any sun tan lotion scented pizza or hamberders for me. He is such a load as I sat on lounge chair and rubbed his muzzle. I love him so much he is a original load.