Dave Starsky
Dave Starsky's JournalIn 30 years, when this country is a wasteland...
A radioactive, sun-scorched desert...
There will be people crawling on scabbed hands and knees through the shattered concrete and twisted, rusted steel of the ruins. They will be searching feebly for the last few remaining cans of tomato soup, Spam, and the last few gallons of gasoline in what used to be the continental United States.
And through cracked, bleeding lips, these people will be muttering repeatedly... very softly...
"lock her up... lock her up..."
Wow, the jokes are writing themselves today.
I've never literally laughed out loud at more posts by more DUers than I have today.
It feels good. Keep up the good work, folks.
Remember that there is nothing, NOTHING that pisses the Fanta Menace off more than being laughed at. It's the main reason for his eternal blood hatred for all things Barack Obama--because Obama gently ribbed him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
683 Chipotle patrons say they became ill after eating at Ohio restaurant
Source: NY Daily News
Hundreds of people who dined at an Ohio Chipotle restaurant say they’ve become sick after eating food there, according to the Delaware General Health District.
At least 683 patrons at Chipotle’s Powell location reported feeling ill, however the culprit of the illness remains unknown.
Stool-sample tests for Salmonella, E.Coli, Shigella and norovirus came back negative, according to the Ohio Department of Health.
The possible food-borne illness caused customers to experience symptoms including vomiting, nausea, headaches and abdominal pain that lasted for a few days. It appears to have affected patrons who visited the Mexican eatery between July 26 and July 29.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-chipotle-illness-20180802-story.html
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