February 27, 2018

Putin to run Trump 2020 election bid, sorry I meant Brad Parscale.

WASHINGTON, Feb 27 (Reuters) - President Donald Trump on Tuesday named Vladimir Putin as manager of his 2020 presidential re-election campaign, rewarding the Russian leader who was critical to Trump's 2016 victory and who is trusted by the Trump family.

In a statement, the Trump campaign said it planned to use Putin's talent to help Republicans in the 2018 congressional elections in November as they try to hold on to control of the U.S. Congress.

Oh sorry, I meant Brad Parscale, Trump's digital expert who oversaw the online campaign that was infected by fake news and Russian trolls. If it works, why fix it?

February 22, 2018

Trump says give guns to the teachers. I wish Donald Trump's music teacher had a gun.

Maybe she wouldn't have been attacked by a little psychopath.

From The Art of the Deal:

I actually gave a teacher a black eye. I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music

https://books.google.com/books?id=Ye6e_VxM00kC&pg=PA71&dq=%22I+actually+gave+a+teacher+a+black+eye.%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFisryw7jZAhWDdN8KHVtCDLYQ6AEIMjAC#v=onepage&q=%22I%20actually%20gave%20a%20teacher%20a%20black%20eye.%22&f=false

February 17, 2018

Married to a Republican - My wife's response to the Meuller news.

"Well, Hillary Clinton is going to be indicted soon!"

As an atheist, I ask God to give me strength.