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kairos12

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January 31, 2019

On a rare occasion Drumpt visits a hotel

that was not one he owned. Subsequently, the front desk manager got a call from Drumpt who was panicking. Drumpt says "help I'm trapped."

Manager: What do you mean trapped, just go out the door!

Drumpt: I tried that. One door led to the bathroom, the second to the closet, and the third had a sign on it that read Do Not Disturb.

January 28, 2019

A jumper cable walks into a bar and says

" I want a drink." The bartender says, "OK, as long as you don't try and start something!"

January 26, 2019

One thing that always bothered me

in Greek Mythology was that Medusa was always objectifying people.



January 25, 2019

Forget 2nd in line

It’s President Pelosi!

January 24, 2019

After Drumpt's SOTU debacle reporters should

ask about his spelunker disaster.

CAVE IN

😜

January 24, 2019

Thank You people of NYC

Currently visiting. Pouring rain. Everywhere diverse faces and languages. Everyone unfailingly courteous, helpful, and pleasant. This is the beauty and harmony of America. Wonderful!

January 20, 2019

MSM please stop using the word negotiate

If the discussion is between Mularkey, Pence the Dense, and Grifter Kushner, and no Democrats, that is not negotiation.

That is further plotting by hostage takers.

January 20, 2019

Want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na

😜

January 19, 2019

Response to Shitler's speech needs to continue to be:

We will discuss nothing until you open the government.

No negotiating with hostage takers.

January 19, 2019

Only pitcher to hurl a no-hitter in his first MLB START

Bobo Holloman for the STL Browns in 1953.

He played in 4 previous games as a relief pitcher.

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