Hey Reich Wing spare me the outrage over a comedy bit.

Please direct your ire at the fact we have a Putin boot-licking traitor squatting in the WH.

#REDforED. Arizona teachers march

Best sign.

My other job bought this tee shirt.

Woke up to see Cadet Bone Spurs speaking at a Wounded Warrior Project

I almost threw up my vodka and Cheerios.

Brandon Belt Sets MLB record for 21-pitch at-bat.

snip:
San Francisco Giants first baseman Brandon Belt set a Major League Baseball record Sunday when he battled out a 21-pitch at-bat against Los Angeles Angels rookie right-hander Jaime Barria.

Belt fouled off 16 two-strike pitches before lining out to Angels right fielder Kole Calhoun. The at-bat lasted 12 minutes and 45 seconds. It was the most pitches in an at-bat since records began in 1988.

This is amazing.

Advertising that stuck.

I was in the store. Glanced over and saw a bag of Ruffles potato chips. I haven't seen a bag of these in years.

I immediately thought Ruffles Have Ridges.

Now, where did I put my keys?

What Drumpt's America First slogan really means:

First President to ridicule the disabled.

First President to profit from his home while in office.

First President to sell us out to the Russians.

First President to spend 1/3 of his time playing golf.

I could go on but it gives me a headache.

Forbes Field 1909-1970

A no-hitter was never pitched in this ballpark.

Tale of 2 Screams

Governor Dean done in by the media because of a scream.

Traitor Drumpt has daily scandals and all I want to do is scream.

Gym Had Faux Noise On

Just being the same room with that crap caused me to want to jump in a vat of hand sanitizer.

Will try and get management to change channels or put MSNBC on the flatscreen next to it.

Wait, now I remember how Raygun's bombardment of Syria was so effective.