March 3, 2017

I confess. I met with a Russian last night.

His name was Stolichnaya Vodka. I disclosed the following State secrets:

Babe Ruth is more than a candy bar.

Dr. Seuss never obtained his medical license.

March 3, 2017

At this point, I would settle for Palin.

At least she admitted to seeing Russia, and by implication, Russians from her house.

February 28, 2017

Any Suggestions for what Dems should yell at Drumpt from the Gallery tonight?

1. Putin boot licker!!

2. Stop already, I can see Bannon's mouth moving.

I think if Drumpt were to be interrupted on the floor live he would have a melt down for all to see.

February 24, 2017

Reich Wing running from constituents.

LOL.

2nd Amendment solutions were uttered by Rethugs, not by Democrats. I don't remember those remarks being condemned by the Reich Wing leaders or pundits.

February 19, 2017

Stimulus Obama Versus Drumpt

By this point in his Presidency Obama passed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act to jumpstart the economy.

Drumpt's personal stimulus is attending near book and witch burning rally attended by his loyal Brownshirts.

February 18, 2017

Reich Wing Flimm Flamm "Access" to Health Care BS

http://www.salon.com/2017/02/17/congressional-republicans-have-an-outline-for-their-obamacare-replacement-and-it-leaves-the-poor-holding-the-bag/

snip:
As Salon’s Simon Maloy has pointed out, Price has long emphasized the importance of “access” to health insurance rather than the ability to afford it.

It seems that notion is driving Republican policies toward Obamacare that we’ve seen so far.

Sure. I have "access" to the local Bentley sales location also. Let me check my cuss jar for cash.

Fuck. Not enough. Wait, that's another buck.

February 17, 2017

Drumpt: "Such hatred." I do hate you. Make no mistake.

And the entire horrid gang you brought with you.

February 16, 2017

Chuckle for the day

A doctor interviews 3 elder gentlemen conducting a memory test.

He asks the first man, what is 3x3? The man replies 285.

He asks the second man, what is 3x3? The man replies Monday.

He asks the third man what do you say, what is 3x3? The man replies 9.

Very good says the doctor, how did you arrive at that answer.

Oh easy says the man, you just subtract 285 from Monday.

February 16, 2017

Unfortunately, the only way I see Drumpt climbing out of the hole he's dug is by stepping on the

bodies of dead American service members via a war he creates out of convenience.

February 16, 2017

John Dean says it took 900 Days for Watergate to play it out. We don't have that much time.