Colemanballs

"Colemanballs: The art of letting the words come out before the brain is engaged, made famous by David Coleman but with very able disciples in Kevin Keegan, Bobby Robson, Ron Atkinson, Terry Venables....in fact it seems endemic amongst the football fraternity."

Glenn Hoddle

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip."
John Motson

"And now the goals from Carrow Road, where the game finished 0-0."
Elton Welsby

“Martin Jol has put his hands on his heads.”
Ray Parlour

“I don’t want Rooney to leave these shores but if he does, I think he’ll go abroad.”
Ian Wright

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
Terry Venables

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
Ron Atkinson, breaking the habit of a lifetime!



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Ever had this happen? My shower door just suddenly exploded out of the blue.

We weren't even using the shower, nor had we suddenly heated the house up from near freezing or anything.

I was nearby, errm, reading, when suddenly, and totally without warning, the shower door next to me exploded with a huge bang in a very bowel evacuation-inducing fashion.

I haven't heard about any earthquakes (we're in the PNW) or tremors recently. Maybe the house just settled or else it's evil spirits.

It's safety glass so it didn't take my head off or anything inconvenient like that, but there are some tiny bits of glass on the floor now and in the tub.

Time to buy a Shop-Vac and call in an exorcist.