President Shithole.

Breaking things, demanding the nearest adult Dem fix them,

then hanging all over the adult to prevent them from acting. Then throwing a crying temper tantrum that the things are broken.

"We love Hitler. Don't call us nazis."

"Everything I say is true -- that statement is a lie."

Fantastic One Two Punch, Senator.

Knocked the stupid off all the repugs, knocked it into next tuesday.

Fool tilt. nt

Bannon stripped of his army jacket via issuance of Mercer-sponsored writ of replevin.

I said this yesterday. Scooped the Daily News. rec, nt

E mail, not a tweet? dRumpf acting like a cuck. rec, nt.

They're piggish, too.

If he's looking rougher than usual, I think IG Farben has a wide array of pharmaceuticals available to boost a nazi leader's stamina, and prop them up physically.

Side affects include rug munching, baldness, odd skin color, tourettes syndrome, violent mood swings, inability to focus mentally, enlarged gut and posterior, delusions of persecution and grandeur, orange hemarrhoids, etc.

Consult your doctor if you've become a walking erection that lasts longer than 4 decades. Unless your doctor is Harold or Jacob Bornstein.