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ZonkerHarris

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December 15, 2020

Barr couldn't take Trump's mean tweets

NBC just reported that Barr is playing his resignation like he's still got some principles and integrity...
but in reality he decided to quit after Trump tweeted mean things about him over the weekend.
Because he's a RWNJ snowflake with hurt feelings so he quit in a snit.
But Kissing ass all the way out.

Say it with me: Fuck that guy.

December 14, 2020

I'm not against the Trump's staff at the White House getting vaccinated right away...but

they have to have it done on live television on every news network, including Newsmax and OANN, to stand as an example to MAGAland that the virus is not a hoax and that everyone (even Proud Boys) should get vaccinated.
And the motherfuckers have to wear face masks while the needle goes in.

December 13, 2020

Top Ten ways to make people line up for the COVID-19 vaccine:

At least a third of Americans say they won't get any Covid vaccine.
This got me thinking about how to help, so here are my:

Top Ten ways to make people line up for the COVID-19 vaccine:

10. Tell people it comes in two flavors, McRib and Popeye’s chicken sandwich.

9. Announce Nike and LeBron James are releasing a limited edition vaccine.

8. What if getting vaccinated will also get you extra lives in Candy Crush, Fortnight, and Call of Duty?

7. Re-open the Apple Stores for the release of iVaccine 1.0, then immediately announce iVaccine 2.0 and release that right away.

6. Did you know you can supersize your order of vaccine for free, but you have to ask for it from the doctor’s “secret menu.”

5. It’s like Free Comic Book Day, but with needles!

4. Is it possible to dip the vaccine in chocolate?

3. Toy surprise in every vial!

2. When they get their first vaccine shot everybody gets a drawing ticket with a number on it and then when they come back for their second shot everyone finds out they won immunity! And a small Frosty from Wendy’s.

1. Free roll of toilet paper with every inoculation!

(apologies to David Letterman)

December 3, 2020

Warner Bros just changed the movie business, again.

They launched the first talkie, now this
Theatrical and streaming released at the same time.
https://twitter.com/kristapley/status/1334565615902679041

December 1, 2020

Rudy wanting a pardon from Trump explains a lot of his gung ho batshit crazy actions lately

By going overboard for Trump Rudy is trying to earn his freedom and it seems that's worth a lot to Rudy.
But all the crazy statements in public make total sense now.
It was all for an audience of one to show his loyalty no matter what.
Because Rudy wants to avoid jail.

November 21, 2020

I want reporters to ask every Republican in DC if they endorse Trump for the GOP nomination in 2024

Let's get everyone on the record.
If they want to support their Dear Leader like this they need to flush their futures down the toilet now.

November 17, 2020

Curfew in OH from a GOP Gov? Waiting for the calls from Dr. Atlas types to rise up in OH.

Curfew from 10pm to 5am for 21 days.

Gee I hope the Proud Boys get involved here to free Ohio from such oppression.

November 13, 2020

Donald Trump is not in hiding. His staff are hiding Trump because they know he can't control

his emotions and language in front of the press.
There is a difference.

November 11, 2020

I've got a question I'd like the press to ask every Republican politician:

"If Trump had been called the winner by the networks on Saturday what would you be doing now?"

November 10, 2020

John Thune just called the GOP Senate conference "Diverse" So fuck that guy

One black man and a few white ladies make them diverse?
That's where they live mentally.
Fuck him so much.

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About ZonkerHarris

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.
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