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ZonkerHarris

ZonkerHarris's Journal
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June 26, 2016

I bought a lot of 8 prints and paintings at a local auction house for $75

with premium and sales tax it came to $94.
Listed 5 of them on eBay yesterday.
I just sold the first painting, a landscape watercolor by a Montana artist for $350.
Now off to the box store for a big ass box and bubble wrap!

June 26, 2016

Trending now.... #IfTwitterOnlyHad50YearOlds

There would be two spaces after every period.

June 25, 2016

A DONALD TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE, 2017

Fade in:
The Special News Bulletin graphic appears on the TV screen. The picture cuts to the NEWS ANCHOR behind the desk.

NEWS ANCHOR
The latest news from Europe has global stock markets crashing worldwide. The Dow Jones has dropped 500 points at the opening bell and trading has been halted in all American markets. As the world panics President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation momentarily.

Camera cuts to the White House and an empty podium.
Hail to the Chief begins to play as President Trump approaches the podium. Trump reaches the podium and the music stops.

TRUMP
My fellow Americans, don't worry about me, I'm very rich. I'll be fine.

Hail to the Chief plays again as Trump walks away from the podium.

NEWS ANCHOR
This has been a special news bulletin. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Fade Out.

June 23, 2016

Back in April I made a bet with my buddy Mike...

I was sure Trump would win the primaries and become the GOP nominee because assholes of a feather flock together.
Mike thought Trump would win the primaries but ultimately would NOT become the GOP nominee thinking that one of many factors would prevent him from assuming the role at the convention.
That he'd drop out or be replaced in a political coup because of his hate speech or dropping polls or just the fact that his ego couldn't take the chance of a loss in Nov.
So we bet lunch on it.
Who do you think will pick up the tab, me or Mike?

June 4, 2016

Just watched Chris Hayes evicerate a Trumpublican Congressman over the "Mexican Judge"

issue.
The guy was literally stammering like Ralph Kramden, homina homina homina and tried 6 times to change the subject divert, use false equivalence and looked like a fool doing it.
Hayes was literally laughing at him on air at one point.
This is how we win all the down ticket races.
Hold all GOP candidates accountable for every stupid racist thing Mr. Orange says daily.
It's going to be a productive 6 months.

June 3, 2016

Local news alerts viewers to violent white rapist pretending to be a cop w/ sketch of a black man

@ABC7 just identified a Santa Ana white violent rape suspect with the police sketch of a black man.
#NotHleping
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGM811biTun/?taken-by=kevincleary7777&hl=en

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Name: Harvey the Rabbit
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Hometown: New England
Home country: USA
Current location: Hollywood
Member since: Wed Aug 3, 2011, 01:52 PM
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About ZonkerHarris

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.
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