ZonkerHarris
ZonkerHarris's JournalDog's are now Woman's best friend...with benefits.
Arizona is a crazy f**king place.
"An Arizona woman who allegedly confessed to her boyfriend that she has sex with dogs and fantasizes about incest has been charged with crimes against nature, police said.
Brittany Angelique Sonnier, 20, is accused of committing "vaginal and oral sex with two canines" in Lake Havasu City, according to police Sgt. Joe Harrold.
"We received a report ... alleging bestiality on the part of Brittany Sonnier. Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations and [then] forwarded a criminal complaint to the county attorney's office," Harrold told The Huffington Post.
Sonnier was arrested on November 21 and charged with bestiality. Those charges were later changed to two counts of "crime against nature." "
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/brittany-angelique-sonnier_n_2212694.html?ir=Weird+News#slide=1819370
Lindsey Lohan arrested for fighting....
The critics agree.
The 58 second clip of Lindsey getting arrested is better than LIZ & DICK.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/28/lindsay-lohan-arrested-new-york-city-assault-nightclub/
Things I Learned in 2012:
The Secret Service and Army Generals have a lot sex while they are working but porn stars in LA are the ones the law says need to wear a condom.
Hunting vampires and freeing slaves made Abraham Lincoln one of our busiest Presidents.
If you go clubbing with Lindsey Lohan don't forget to bring brass knuckles and bail money.
State polls matter, national polls don't. And they are accurate so get over it.
In the case of a legitimate election you should lay back and accept God's will.
more to come...
what did you learn?
Figured out how I would spend every last cent of the $550 million dollar PowerBall jackpot
so even in my dreams I wind up broke.
I'm way more into REVOLUTION than I thought I would be
but I'm hooked.
it's my new LOST.
Just watched the half season finale and all caught up on my dvr episodes of the show.
Lovin it.
screw the dead woman our organization is named for, the kid's don't know who she is.....
"A Madison-based cancer support group named after legendary Saturday Night Live player Gilda Radner has announced that it will be changing its name to accommodate younger patients unfamiliar with the iconic comic, who passed away of ovarian cancer in 1989.
Gilda's Club — so named for Radner's famous remark likening cancer to membership in "an elite club I'd rather not belong to" — boasts some two dozen affiliates across the country.
But, in a tragic sign of the times, at least four, including Gilda's Club Madison, have recently undergone a name change due to Radner's lack of name recognition among potential new members.
"One of the realizations we had this year is that our college students were born after Gilda Radner passed, as we are seeing younger and younger adults who are dealing with a cancer diagnosis," executive director Lannia Syren Stenz told the Wisconsin State Journal. "We want to make sure that what we are is clear to them and that there's not a lot of confusion that would cause people not to come in our doors.""
http://gawker.com/5963758/cancer-support-group-named-after-gilda-radner-changing-its-name-because-young-patients-dont-know-who-gilda-radner-is?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
This makes me sick.
It's an insult to Gilda, her family and her memory.
Just treat her as a disposable "brand name".
This is just wrong.
Chuck Lorre is always dealing with a star hopped up on coke or Jesus....
#hollywoodproblems
"Two and a Half Men co-star Angus T. Jones wants his living nightmare to end. "Jake from Two and a Half Men means nothing," Jones says in a video for the Forerunner Chronicles, a Seventh Day Adventist–leaning vlog series. "If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men," Jones says. "I'm on Two and a Half Men, I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. Please."
The 19-year-old twice invokes the notion of the Laodiceans, a group criticized in the Book of Revelations for being "lukewarm." According to Jones, "we need to pick our side now." (Those sides are "with God" and "not with God."
Later in the video, Jones says that "you can't be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like [Two and a Half Men]. I know I can't. I'm not okay with what I'm learning and what the Bible says and being on that television show."
http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/two-and-a-half-men-angus-t-jones-christian.html?mid=imdb
Did any of them buy the extended warranty on Black Friday?
It's like prom and graduation day for survivalists this season.
" SAN FERNANDO VALLEY - Inside a used RV that's anything but recreational and loaded with survival equipment, rain has leaked through a wooden overhead bin near a light fixture.
A.B. remarks that he'll have to get that fixed, and time is running short.
It's now less than one month until his group's "ready" date - December 21, 2012, when the long-predicted doomsday event based on the Mayan long-form calendar could arrive.
A Los Angeles-area survival group has actively recruited people with specific skills in the past few months, tying its disaster preparedness effort to Dec. 21. "
http://www.sgvtribune.com/news/ci_22063692/los-angeles-survival-groups-brace-dec-21-2012?source=rss
Because when the world ends you'll be fine in your broken down RV as long as you have supplies....
Don't know about other Democrats but I'm ready to pick a fight...
with the GOP as Congress reconvenes tomorrow.
I'm ready to fight about:
the filibuster
Medicare
Medicaid
Social Security
Taxing the rich
legalizing cannabis
reforming the prison for profit system
fighting for strong industry regulations for the environment and banking and a host of others that need it.
My elected officials in DC will know I'm ready for the fight they better wage for me.
YouTube says that "Gangnam Style" has become its most viewed video of all time
with 805 million views surpassing Justin Bieber's 803 million views for his video "Baby".
Now I'm rooting for the damn Mayans.
But let's listen to the song again anyway.
okay, it is pretty damn catchy.
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