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red dog 1's JournalMartians and Earthlings
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.
Finally, the subject of sex comes up:
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling.
"Pretty much the way you do," replied the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weeny member..very short and very narrow.
"What can you do with THAT?" exclaims the woman.
"What's the matter?' answers the Martian.
"Well," she replied, "It's nowhere near long enough; it'll never reach!"
"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long.
"Well." she said, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said again, and started pulling his ears.
With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.
As they walked along, the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful..How about you?"
"Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing..She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."
More on Hillary Clinton's differences with Obama over Syria.
Newsvandal.com
August 21, 2014
The Progressive news site, Newsvandal.com, posted an article recently titled:
"Why Wolfowitz Declared Victory In Iraq",
About halfway through the article about Wolfowitz, there are a few paragraphs about Hillary Clinton under the heading "Hillary Clinton's Protests"
"Since Obama didn't go as far as Hillary now says she wanted to go in smashing Syria, it's even more likely that she played a significant role sucking two more secular regimes down the jihadist rabbit hole, Muammar Gaddafi's Libya and Bashar al-Assad's Syria (although "regime change" has come up a little short in Damascus).
True enough, some Syrian rebels were only helped covertly through her State Department's Conflict Bureau (and the CIA) and, although never officially linked to the U.S., through Libyan weapons transfered to the fight against Assad, another 'Hitler du jour', reportedly at a little-known port at a place called Benghazi.
But now there is little doubt Clinton was present at the creation of yet more reason for Muslim radicals to organize and arm themselves against U.S. aims, allies and proxies - from drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan to Muslim persecution after the 'foreign policy success' of Myanmar."
Read entire article:
http://www.newsvandal.com/2014/08/why-wolfowitz-declared-victory-in-iraq/
A Drunk Walks Into a Biker Bar
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked...Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good..the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are getting really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says:
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him straight in the eyes and says:
"Grandpa...Go home!"
War is Hell....by Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
August 13, 2014
War is hell.
Major General Harold Greene could certainly tell you about that - but he's dead.
On August 5, General Greene became the highest-ranking American soldier to die in our unfathomable, 13-year war in Afghanistan, joining 2,339 other service members who've paid the ultimate price for being sent by warmongering politicians into that fight for...well, for what?
No political leader has offered a credible answer for why our troops have been made to sacrifice so much for so little.
Indeed, how bitterly ironic that the general was not killed by the Taliban, whom we're supposedly fighting, but by one of the Afghan government's own soldiers, who we're supposedly helping.
Also, the hellish absurdity of our political leaders' quick-draw approach to war can be seen in a recent report by the non-partisan Congressional Research Service on how much the Afghanistan and Iraq wars are costing us taxpayers.
The tally has now topped a trillion dollars -- not counting the future health care bill for veterans or the enormous interest payments that'll be made on that debt, which will multiply the trillion-dollar outlay three-or-fourfold.
And the meter is still running..The Pentagon, White House and Congress intend to keep a contingent of soldiers and trainers in the line of fire in both countries for the foreseeable future, plus providing more billions of dollars to both countries for building their infrastructure and education systems.
Meanwhile, a trillion dollars and so many American lives later, Iraq is in chaos and falling apart, and Afghanistan is mired in corruption and facing a Taliban takeover.
Think what a trillion dollars could have done for America's infrastructure, educational system and middle-class opportunities if invested here in the past decade.
War is hell...and this one is stupid.
More:
http://www.jimhightower.com/node/8407#.U-vhJBY5mTM/
Justin Bieber saves Russian fisherman from bear attack
New York Daily News
August 6, 2014
"Justin Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack"
Justin Bieber saved a Russian fisherman from the clutches of a killer bear.
The deadly beast bolted after hearing the pop brat's smash hit "Baby" blasting out of Igor Vorozhbitsyn's cellphone.
The 42-year-old was walking to his favorite angling spot in the Yakutia Republic when the animal pounced.
As it clawed his face, the rodman feared he was about to be killed.
But then his cell phone started to ring; and the Bieber tone installed by his granddaughter startled the attacker, who fled back into the forest.
Vorozhbitsyn, who suffered deep cuts and bruises to his face and chest, then used his cell to call for help.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/justin-nieber-ringtone-saves-man-bear-article-1.1893607/
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