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June 27, 2013

Dumb Criminals: Michigan Man Turns In Own Mother For Bank Robbery After Seeing Her On Local News

A woman has been charged with robbing a US bank after her son recognised her in CCTV images of the raid and called police, the FBI said.

The man contacted officers to let them know her identity and also told police where they could find her - at his home.

Dee Ann Sanders, 53, is set to appear in court accused of robbing a branch of Bank of America in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on June 18.

A member of staff at the bank told police a robber approached her and handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren.

The robber got away with $1,092, court records said.

Surveillance photos showed a woman wearing a bright red T-shirt with a large American flag on the front.

http://news.sky.com/story/1108802/son-shops-bank-robber-mum-caught-on-cctv
June 27, 2013

British Mom Has "Supersonic" Hearing Abilities

A MUM with ‘supersonic’ hearing claims she can hear a pin drop and her EYEBALLS move.

Julie Redfern has to endure the swishing sounds of her bodily fluids moving around inside her every day.

She can also hear her brain wobble, her eyes squeaking in their socket and the sound of her heart beating.

The 47-year-old receptionist suffers from a rare inner ear condition which means she can hear internal noises exceptionally loud.

Mum-of-three Julie from Padiham, Lancs, said: “It’s very frustrating being able to hear everything.

“You think you wouldn’t mind and maybe I wouldn’t if it was just a bit of gossip but nobody wants to be able to hear their body constantly."

Julie spotted the first signs of her condition while playing Tetris at home, just after her 40th birthday in 2006.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4984985/woman-with-supersonic-hearing.html#ixzz2XRw7wpyC


June 27, 2013

Don't Try This Guy's DIY Headphone Implants By Yourself


The project is set up like this:
1. implant magnets
2. test implants with coil to make sure audio is picked up
3. implant coil/other parts w/transdermal jack & power charger
Having stuff like this done isn’t really the realm of doctors. Most Grinders rely on body modification artists to install their implants. I’ve had work done by the body modification master Steve Haworth in the past and have relied on him for advice on several project ideas. Steve instinctively knew the best way to go about the implantation in a way that would minimize chances for infection and would leave no scarring. The implant procedure itself went very smoothly and the pain was surprisingly minimal.

The first thing everyone asks is “why would you do this?” Honestly, I don’t feel the need to answer this question. People either get it or they don’t. I’m a Grinder, and we are notorious for getting it.

The second question is usually “what are you going to do with it?”

Listening to music is nice and probably the most obvious answer, but I intend to do some very creative things with it. The implant itself is completely undetectable to the naked eye. The device & coil necklace are are easily concealed under my shirt so nobody can really see it. I can see myself using it with the gps on my smartphone to navigate city streets on foot. I plan to hook it up to a directional mic of some sort (possibly disguised as a shirt button or something) so I can hear conversations across a room. Having a mic hooked up to it and routed through my phone would be handy. You could use a simple voice stress analysis app to detect when people might be lying to you. Not to say that is a hard science, but I’m sure it could come in handy at the poker table or to pre-screen business clients. I have a contact mic that allows you to hear through walls. That might be my next implant actually.

http://hplusmagazine.com/2013/06/24/diy-headphone-implant/


June 27, 2013

Santa Ana Immigration Officer Bribed With Cash, Tons Of Egg Rolls

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — An immigration officer has been indicted on charges that she took cash and egg rolls as bribes from immigrants seeking citizenship and green cards.

Federal prosecutors say 47-year-old Mai Nhu Nguyen was indicted Wednesday on three counts of solicitation of a bribe by a public official.

Prosecutors say Nguyen took 200 egg rolls from a citizenship applicant and received $1,000 and $2,200 bribes from two other immigrants since 2011.

http://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/US-agent-was-allegedly-bribed-with-cash-egg-rolls-4624547.php
June 27, 2013

Rand Paul: "Humans Will Marry Non Humans Without DOMA"

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul (R) on Wednesday worried the defeat of the Defense of Marriage Act could lead to the legalization of human-animal marriages.

“I think this is the conundrum and gets back to what you were saying in the opening — whether or not churches should decide this,” Paul said on Glenn Beck’s radio show Wednesday morning. “But it is difficult because if we have no laws on this people take it to one extension further. Does it have to be humans? You know, I mean. So there really are — the question is what social mores, can some social mores be part of legislation?”

“Historically, we did at the state legislative level, we did allow for some social mores to be part of it,” the Kentucky Republican continued. “Some of them were said to be for health reasons and otherwise, but I’m kind of with you, I see the thousands-of-year tradition of the nucleus of the family unit. I also see that economically, if you just look without any kind of moral periscope and you say, what is it that is the leading cause of poverty in our country? It’s having kids without marriage. The stability of the marriage unit is enormous and we should not just say oh we’re punting on it, marriage can be anything.”

Paul had previously said he opposed DOMA, a federal law that prohibited same-sex couples from receiving federal marriage rights and protections. However, he only opposed the law because it potentially gave the Supreme Court an opening to legalize same-sex marriages nationwide.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/26/rand-paul-same-sex-marriage-conundrum-leads-to-marrying-animals/


Once again proving he is the biggest dumbass in the Senate.

June 26, 2013

San Antonio Zoo Is Home To Newly Hatched Two Headed Turtle

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — A two-headed turtle has hatched at the San Antonio Zoo and officials have named her Thelma and Louise.

The female Texas cooter arrived June 18 and will go on display Thursday at the zoo's Friedrich Aquarium.

Zoo spokeswoman Debbie Rios-Vanskike (van SKYKE') said Wednesday that the two-headed turtle appears healthy and is able to swim and walk. She says experts at the zoo don't foresee any health issues for Thelma and Louise, named for the female duo in the 1991 Oscar-winning road movie of the same name.

http://news.yahoo.com/two-headed-turtle-hatches-san-antonio-zoo-170418385.html


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June 26, 2013

New Jersey Man Falls Into Coma, Wakes Up In Poland

Sixty-nine-year-old Wladyslaw Haniszewski had lived in the U.S. for about 30 years. But when the New Jersey resident fell into a coma he awoke to find himself in his native country of Poland.

The New York Daily News reports that Haniszewski fell victim to a growing phenomenon in which uninsured immigrants are deported by U.S. hospitals that do not want to get stuck paying for their treatment.

“Imagine being carted around like a sack of potatoes," said Polish Consul General Ewa Junczyk-Ziomecka, who argues that Haniszewski was placed on a chartered flight while still unconscious, never giving his consent to being shipped to a hospital in a country he had not lived in for decades.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/jersey-man-falls-coma-wakes-poland-144309711.html


June 26, 2013

Chinese Woman's Breast Implants Explode After Playing Cell Phone Game For Several Hours

A Beijing woman recently ruptured her breast implants after lying face down while playing a game on her mobile phone for four hours. Doctors said the low quality materials used in the breasts, combined with the excessive and prolonged pressure on the implants, caused the breakage. The woman received medical attention and avoided any permanent injury, but it isn’t clear if she was able to keep the "enhanced" breasts.

This woman’s surgery is part of a growing demand for plastic surgery in China. While nip/tuck fervor isn’t as great as it is in South Korea, eChinacites reports that a study by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery stated that 1.05 million people in China went under the knife in 2011, the 3rd highest rate in the world. The most popular surgeries include double eyelid surgery, liposuction, nose jobs and breast enhancement.

This rise of plastic surgery in China has provided eager writers with a plethora of bizarre stories, ranging from surgical reconstruction of the hymen to plastic surgery for dogs. Late last year a man divorced and sued his wife after the birth of what he called an “incredibly ugly baby” ultimately proved that she not been forthcoming about previous plastic surgery operations. Shallowness prevailed as the judge ordered the wife to pay the man over 700,000 yuan in "damages".

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/06/25/womans_breast_implants_explode_afte.php


June 26, 2013

Internet Porn Traffic In Boston Skyrockets After Stanley Cup Loss

For many die-hard fans of the sport, hockey is their mistress. It is something to escape with for a while, have some fun with and experience the ultimate thrills.

When the mistress lets you down, you apparently can just turn to, you know, pornography.

That's the conclusion from a study of the metrics done by the good folks at the adult website Pornhub.com. They decided to take a look at their traffic on Monday night in Boston and Chicago. Wouldn't you know it ... between the hours of 8-11 p.m. ET, the site's traffic was down in those two cities from normal levels. Perhaps it had something to do with a certain hockey game between the Bruins and Blackhawks?

Interestingly, when the game ended around 11 p.m. ET, something funny happened. The people in Chicago were busy celebrating their second Stanley Cup in four years, so traffic stayed down. But in Boston? Obviously, it skyrocketed from people looking for a ... relief.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/22524719/chart-boston-turns-to-porn-after-game-6-loss-in-stanley-cup-final


June 25, 2013

Japan Uses Imported Wolf Urine And Lion Noises To Keep Deer From Accidents

Nexco East, an expressway operator, imports wolf urine from the United States to spray on the highways it operates in Hokkaido, the northernmost of Japan's four main islands.

"Even though we have increased the height of fences to 2.5 metres (8.3 feet) from 1.5 metres, fences sometimes break because of heavy snow, so we need this stop-gap measure while mending them," a company official told AFP.

"The effect lasts about a month, but it won't be effective forever because deer get used to the smell," he said.

The deer population in Hokkaido was nearly wiped out in the early 20th century because of overhunting and sometimes brutal winters.

http://news.xin.msn.com/en/weird/wolf-urine-lions-roar-keep-deer-from-japan-transport-7


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