NASHVILLE, Tenn. -

A traffic stop in south Nashville Sunday night turned into a drug bust and the arrest of a woman with the same name as star quarterback Peyton Manning.

According to an affidavit, police pulled over Manning, 18, and Kenneth Sowards on Elm Hill Pike near Briley Parkway around 11 p.m. because their high beams were on in traffic.

Manning was behind the wheel while Sowards, who owns the vehicle, was in the passenger seat, police said.

Officers noticed a marijuana odor coming from the car and Sowards, also 18, gave police verbal permission to search it.

The affidavit states two plastic baggies with a white powdery substance inside were found floating in a cup of Coca-Cola sitting in the console. The substance field tested positive for cocaine.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/25551162/woman-with-famous-name-arrested-in-south-nashville-drug-bust

Would-be bank robber gave cashier his full name and address
A hapless criminal wearing socks over his shoes tried robbing a bank with a breadknife just minutes after giving the cashier his full name and address. Armed with the knife, Dean Richard Smith, 27, stormed a bank in in Treorchy, Rhondda Cynon Taf, Wales, demanding money, a court heard. But Smith, 27, was forced to leave empty handed, despite an elderly gentleman in his 70s he was standing next to offering him £20 of his own money to leave.

Rachel Knight, prosecuting at Merthyr Tydfil Crown Court, said Smith, of Treorchy, had gone to the Barclays Bank branch in Treorchy, on April 15 to change his address. But just 30 minutes later, Smith was seen on CCTV wearing a jacket with his hood up, socks over his shoes, and sunglasses, rush up to the glass partition and demand money from cashier Catherine Stockton. She could see that he was holding a bread knife across his body as he demanded all the cash to be handed over.

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2014/05/would-be-bank-robber-gave-cashier-his.html

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -

A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

According to the arrest report, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Drive and up to the ATM.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.

Responding officers found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

Officers took Hutton outside and told him to sit at a wooden picnic table.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/25554171/police-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-atm-picnic-table

Despite bringing the impressionable teens the reading material, according to the news site, it was Miley Cyrus who first showed them the teachings of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, also known as Osho. After being exposed to such literature, the impressionable teens have since then taken a liking to the philosophy of the cult leader.

According further to Perez Hilton, the cult is called the "Orgonite Society." One source close to the teens speculates about the teens' affinity to the guru's teaching by saying:

"Because they are vulnerable and looking for something to believe in, they find the cult's ideals intriguing."

Apparently, it is Jaden and Willow who are more engrossed in the cult teachings. The source says that: "Jaden has really dived headfirst into this radical movement. He thinks he is a 'philosopher' and Willow is just as into it."

Osho, the philosopher who has gained a huge international following, is known to have radical teachings. The guru maintains a free and open minded stance when it comes to sex-thereby dubbing him as a sex guru.

Other controversial teachings of the guru include his bigoted stance against homosexuality, claiming that such people are not even human beings.
- See more at: http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/552725/20140516/kylie-jenner-willow-jaden-smith-under-influence.htm#.U3ZBUSimU4A

The Defense Department, known for having a plan in place for any disaster scenario, has created a detailed strategy for a possible zombie apocalypse, Gordon Lubold reports for Foreign Policy.

The strategy, known as "CONPLAN 8888," is an unclassified document that lays out how the military would best respond to a potential zombie apocalypse. The plan's overall purpose is for the military to undertake operations to "preserve 'non-zombie' humans from the threats posed by a zombie horde."

CONPLAN 8888 follows a three-step approach to ensuring these goals by 1) maintaining a defensive perimeter to protect human life; 2) conducting operations that will eradicate zombie threats; and 3) aiding civil authorities in restoring law and order.

Of course, the Pentagon does not actually believe in the likelihood of a zombie apocalypse. Instead, the plan was developed by military trainers who realized that a zombie survival scenario could be a useful and effective training tool.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse-training-scenario-2014-5#ixzz31jKyS4R4

“King James” may lead his league into battle – but only if he has to.

National Basketball Players Association Vice President Roger Mason Jr. indicated Wednesday that Miami Heat superstar LeBron James may join his fellow NBA players in a boycott of next year’s season if Donald Sterling remains the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers.

“If it’s not handled by … the start of next season, I don’t see how we’re playing basketball,” Mason said in an interview with Showtime’s Jim Rome. “We have player reps, we’ve got executive committee members … Leaders of the teams, they’re all saying the same thing, ‘If [Sterling] is still in place, we ain’t playing.’”

“I was just in the locker room three or four days ago,” he added. “LeBron and I talked about it. He ain’t playing if Sterling is still an owner.”

James became a prominent critic among players after an audio recording that captured Sterling in a racist rant was released to the public. “There is no room for Donald Sterling in our league,” the two-time NBA champion said in the wake of the controversy.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/will-lebron-and-the-nba-go-strike-over-sterling

The prank was a letter that landed in teachers boxes advising that the district is requiring “mandatory penis inspections on all male students, faculty, and staff at Lowell High School.”

The note, signed by “Richard L. Dong, Head Penis Inspector” (insert Beavis and Butthead chortle here), includes a small illustration of what can only be described as a patriotic penis and the motto, “No Penis Left Behind.”

School and district officials were not amused, or at least they didn’t admit it.

“Late Monday afternoon, fliers announcing a phony inspection notice for students were posted in the halls of Lowell High,” according to a district statement. “The fliers, which mentioned a male body part, were removed and the dean of students at Lowell is investigating. Lowell administration is regarding this incident as a senior prank, and the infractions will be addressed according to school and district policies.”

http://blog.sfgate.com/education/2014/05/08/a-heads-up-on-a-senior-prank-that-gets-laughs-the-hard-way/#23191101=0

ROCK HILL. S.C. – Rule #76 of what not to do… don’t take off your pants at the Waffle House.

Turns out sitting in a booth at the local Waffle House, sans pants, talking with patrons about your private parts can get you arrested.

According to WGHP, an officer noticed 26-year-old Ryan Smallwood “flipping the bird” at a customer at about 1 a.m.

The officer reported Smallwood’s pants were around his ankles but he still had his boxers in place.

According to the report, the officer told Smallwood to pull up his pants and if he acted out again, he would be forced to leave the restaurant.

Smallwood complied for a short time but was later found to be discussing his private parts with customers.

http://kfor.com/2014/05/13/man-arrested-for-lookin-like-a-fool-with-pants-on-the-ground-at-waffle-house/

DES MOINES, Iowa —Des Moines police are asking for the public's help to locate a man captured on a store security camera running from the store without paying for the electronics items in his basket.

Police said Thursday that tips on the Crime Stoppers line and Facebook have helped identify the man as Andrew Allen Bolden, 31. Warrants for second-degree robbery and second-degree theft for having a stolen car have been issued.

Bolden has not yet been arrested and police said he is believed to be in Des Moines.

The theft was captured on store security cameras at the Sears store at Southridge Mall about 8:15 pm on Saturday.

Read more: http://www.kcci.com/news/do-you-recognize-this-man/25696972#ixzz31iVaBGhr

Ypsilanti’s children’s slides are free and clear of feces after the Ypsilanti Police recently identified a suspect in their hunt for the notorious "mystery pooper."

Ypsilanti Police Chief Tony DiGiusti confirmed the department made contact with an individual believed to be the “mystery pooper” who regularly defecated on the same slide in Prospect Park between November and April.

DiGiusti said there have been no further incidents since contact was made with the individual and he declined to provide any further details on the case. No charges were brought against the individual.

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/05/police_nab_mystery_pooper_who.html