Hey! All Y'all Who Stayed Home in 2016...Tell Me, Does it Hurt Yet?

What fucking uber bizzaro space/time warp has the United States of America gone through in the last 3+years????

8/24.

15

Barnum & Bailey's has set up camp in the gawd danged Rose Garden. It's a Four Ring Circus run by the Jester Hisself.

0

A no shit motha lovin' Freak of Nature - a one in a billion Saturday Night Up All Night mutant virus is eating homo sapien lung tissue like those grazers sucking up the buffet at The Golden Corral.

5000

and Oh yeah...Gobs of People are moshing at 'Catch Corona Today!' Parties from sea to shining sea...

20,000

The smash hit "You've Got a Dream but I have a Steel-Toed Jackboot" is back for a reprise performance in Minneapolis, MN.

60,000

Bat shit crazy Republican officials are publicly shouting out cries to their rabidly insane zombiefied armed to the teeth minions to shoot down Democratic Governors like wild dogs.

80,000

Elected Republican murde... ah, lawmakers have conspired and covered up the fact that one of their own had the crud and they secretly huddled in the dark corners of the room and went into super-duper-secret isolation and pinky swore they would tell their FELLOW Democratic colleagues JACK SHIT.

100,000

I don't know but at least one thing has not changed much...Dems are still vibrantly Shouting and Standing Up. Still not quite getting the 50" screenplay they deserve, still fighting like children over meta a bit too much, but despite all their gory flaws still relevant and happening and, if I may say, loud in a Silent Majority kind of thing.

For the sake of the 100,000, THIS YEAR, 2020, get your lazy butts off the couch and VOTE November 3. This ain't an option.

Talk about Crowds...Donnie wasn't the only one at the Cape Today