February 20, 2012

Making a case for supervising your children

February 20, 2012

"Winter" has arrived in NC - all 30 Minutes worth so far

Here are a few sights as I'm walking through my back yard this morning

February 20, 2012

CNN (& Andy Borowitz) Say Nuclear Attack by North Korea Would Not Affect Whitney Houston Coverage

FEBRUARY 20, 2012
CNN Says Nuclear Attack by North Korea Would Not Affect Whitney Houston CoverageCNN Says Nuclear Attack by North Korea Would Not Affect Whitney Houston Coverage
Wolf Blitzer Promises No Interruption


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – As North Korea ramped up its threats to attack South Korea, CNN reassured its viewers that a nuclear war on the Korean Peninsula would have “no effect whatsoever” on its Whitney Houston coverage.

“As viewers, you have come to trust us to deliver the news whenever it happens, wherever it happens, as long as that news is about Whitney Houston,” said Wolf Blitzer, host of the network’s “Situation Room” program.  “We will never do anything to break that trust.”



As Mr. Blitzer spoke, 23 of the Situation Room’s 24 video monitors featured images of Ms. Houston, with the 24th featuring an image of her ex, Bobby Brown.

The news from CNN sent a chill through the senior leadership of North Korea, who announced later today that it might postpone a nuclear war until later in the week when the Whitney Houston coverage calms down.

“Good luck with that,” Mr. Blitzer said.  “The Oscars are this Sunday.”



Meanwhile, in what some political insiders are calling a sign of desperation, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney today had his first name legally changed to “Not.”



And a new study showed that the election of former Sen. Rick Santorum would solve the U.S.’s immigration problems but create enormous ones for Canada.

www.borowitzreport. com

February 20, 2012

If Abortion were a procedure the MAN had to decide on - and to suffer

it would long have been declared "A Sacrament" a sacred rite, and one that exalts the one going through it.

If it were men that bled for 4-5 days a month without dying from it, they would have built themselves small menstruation castles to reside in for the duration with women ministering their every whims.
At the very least they would be staying in bed that week, languishing, having assured there is no deduction in pay, just glory and adulation.

If men were to bear the children,
were to raise them alone if their women deserted them, were to be discounted for it because of that....
great strides in assessment and equality of gender roles might be possible down the road.

I'm all for it.


Heck,
it's late, I'm generally po'ed at having to re-visit what my Mom went through......and tired of it,too

February 19, 2012

Photo of Panel in charge of Viagra distribution. Most wanted to hand out Aspirin.

February 18, 2012

RIP Whitney Houston - She is being buried today.

Whitney Houston has brought me great joy with her magnificent voice.
I wish she could have been with us much longer.

February 18, 2012

Time for Real Time with Bill Maher in less than an Hour - Lineup here

Eliot Spitzer
Alexandra Wentworth
Drew Pinsky
Erin McPike and
Steven Moore.

10pm EST HBO
repeat at 11pm

February 17, 2012

Birth Control Politics - Aspirin - and other options...

found on facebook
sharing it to get from you a lop-sided smile, not to annoy.
The idiocy is endless...

February 17, 2012

I have stifled myself because I did not want to be catty & it was hard. (Santorum visuals)

And then another person without scruples took the helm and called it

February 16, 2012

Breaking News Alert: Corrected: New Jersey Assembly Passes Gay Marriage Bill; Veto Promised

Breaking News Alert
The New York Times
Thursday, February 16, 2012 -- 5:39 PM EST
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Corrected: New Jersey Assembly Passes Gay Marriage Bill; Veto Promised

CORRECTION: An earlier alert gave an incorrect vote tally. There were 42 in favor of the bill, not 41.

Read More:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2012/02/16/us/AP-US-Gay-Marriage-NJ.html?hp&emc=na