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Roland99

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April 5, 2023

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! RFK Jr files for presidential run!

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. registers to run for president
https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/rfk-jr/

Kennedy, who filed his paperwork with the Federal Election Commission on Wednesday afternoon, is calling his committee Team Kennedy.

Florida-based attorney John E. Sullivan, who is serving as the campaign's treasurer, confirmed to Raw Story that Kennedy is running for president and that the FEC filing is valid. Sullivan added that the Kennedy campaign's plans for a formal launch remain in the works but that the new presidential committee is targeting April 19 in Boston.



Kennedy has generated ongoing controversy by pushing baseless conspiracy theories linking vaccines to the onset of autism spectrum disorders in childhood. Last year, he was publicly rebuked by the Auschwitz Museum after claiming in a speech that Anne Frank didn't have it as bad as unvaccinated people do in the United States today.

Kennedy joins Marianne Williamson as Democrats challenging President Joe Biden for the 2024 Democratic presidential nomination. Biden has not officially announced he is seeking a second term but has indicated for months that he plans to make such an announcement.


April 4, 2023

So much for speedy justice

Next in-person hearing not for **8 months**

April 2, 2023

RatBingo: Thread on who are the rats and flippers who take trump down

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1642345600967385098

Tomi T Ahonen Standing With Ukraine
@tomiahonen

With Trump arraignment on Tuesday, news of Trump attorney Corcoran testifying to Grand Jury without pleading the 5th, & rumors that Weisselberg flipped in New York: the rats are scurrying to betray each other. It is time to play America's fastest growing quiz sensation: #Ratbingo


Full thread:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1642345600967385098.html
With Trump arraignment on Tuesday, news of Trump attorney Corcoran testifying to Grand Jury without pleading the 5th, & rumors that Weisselberg flipped in New York: the rats are scurrying to betray each other. It is time to play America's fastest growing quiz sensation: #Ratbingo
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Rat Bingo Thread 2/

Las Vegas oddsmaker favorite in Rat Bingo continues to be Entitlement Barbie. Her flip was in the autumn of 2021, to reduce her prison time related to Trump business & tax fraud. She did not plead the 5th. She is expected to testify against Trump on Manhattan
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Rat Bingo Thread 3/

The Princess of Goya can rat out her scumbag brothers, Beavis & Butthead Trump. She also crimed with Weisselberg during the inauguration, and ran all sorts of emoluments scams so she knows of the various bribes that will hit Pompeo

Odds she has flipped: 97%
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Rat Bingo Thread 4/

Strong contender in Rat Bingo is the honorable Lord Buttdial di Rudipants. Giuliani was part of the Ukraine extortion plot, so he can bring down Jared, Pompeo, Pence. Then he ran the election fraud in Georgia, so he can add #LeningradLindsey & tons of lawyers
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Rat Bingo Thread 5/

America's Mayonaise turned America's Vampire also attended the first meeting setting up Jan 6th, so he can rat out General Flynn, Mark Meadows and the Kraken Lady, as well as John Eastman. Rudy coordinated Jan 6th so just about everybody is vulnerable to him
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Rat Bingo Thread 6/

Unbeknownst to Rudy or even Trump, Bill Barr had put Giuliani on an FBI wiretap from summer of 2020. So all of Rudy's calls, emails & texts were captured by FBI. Even communications with Trump. But Rudy has no leverage because FBI seized his 'insurance file'
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Rat Bingo Thread 7/

Rudy's negotiating position is weak. He begged Trump for a pardon, did not get it. He previously threatened the sitting US President in public. Giuliani cannot escape prison. Even his flip brings almost no relief. But Rudy has no other way

Odds of flip: 98%
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Rat Bingo Thread 8/

The most exposed Congressman desperate for a flip is Ohio's ranking disgrace, Gym Jordan. He was among the Pardon Gang, 11 Congressmen who joined the Jan 6th coup d'etat plot already in December. But Jim had the misfortune of being ratted out by Trump himself
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Rat Bingo Thread 9/

#GymJordan was among 3 'Corrupt R Congressmen' that Trump mentioned by name, when Trump called the two topmost attorneys at DOJ, and helpfully revealed the full coup d'etat two weeks before Jan 6th. FBI was alerted. Gym is hosed

Odds on Jim plea bargain 3%
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Rat Bingo Thread 10/

Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone played his flip with perfect timing. He flipped in December 2020, ratting everybody out in the White House. Barr had collected his own insurance file on every Trumpomobster, fearing a Trump double-cross
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Rat Bingo Thread 11/

The reason Barr was willing to do all that criming for Trump was that Trump had promised to sign the pardon for Bill, that Trump kept in his breast pocket. By Dec 2020 Barr figured out, Trump will betray him, so he flipped ratting everybody

Odds of flip 99%
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Rat Bingo Thread 12/

A desperate run in Rat Bingo is by Indiana's failed ex Governor & alleged former Vice President, the Lord of the Flies. The shithead (not my opinion, Pence was voted Shithead Of The Year by the AFFA, American Fruit Fly Assoc) still can't decide on his flip
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Rat Bingo Thread 13/

The animatronic waxdoll Pence is delusional enough to imagine a party that literally wanted to hang him, could some day select Pence as Presidential nominee. Even the red state of Indiana did not want to re-elect him as Governor

Odds of being GOP Nominee 2%
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Rat Bingo Thread 14/

Failed Indiana Jones impersonator and alleged attorney, John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind is eager to flip. As the literal author of the plot to end US democracy on Jan 6, Eastman needs a plea bargain. He faces definitely at least Life Without Parole
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Rat Bingo Thread 15/

Eastman is in a tough bracket for a plea bargain. DOJ already has Patsy Baloney & Pence who were against his lunatic plot. If even one of Meadows, Giuliani, General Flynn or Kraken Lady has flipped then there is no deal left

Odds on getting plea bargain 1%
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Rat Bingo Thread 16/

The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo is a perpetual Vegas oddsmaker favorite for ratting everybody else out. Roger Stone name is practically a synonym for betrayal. He was already once convicted to prison, so of course Trump pardoned this volatile mineral
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Rat Bingo Thread 17/

The Rogerstone threatened a sitting US President in public. As a pardoned convict he will never get a plea bargain. But he is likely to rat out everybody else just out of spite including the scheme to sell Presidential Pardons with Jared, Weisselberg & Gosar
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Rat Bingo Thread 18/

The Senator Most Likely To Flip is #LeningradLindsey. He was involved in the Georgia election fraud & lost his bid to avoid having to testify to the Grand Jury. Graham is close enough to Trump & Congress's Pardon Gang that he can likely rat out many of them
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Rat Bingo Thread 19/

Trump's Senate Poodle Lindsey Graham is in a tough plea bargain braket of GOP Senators with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz & Rubio. But their attempts are futile as the only Senate deal went to the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle

Odds of being blackmailed by Trump 99.1%
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Rat Bingo Thread 20/

Las Vegas oddsmakers rising star in Rat Bingo is Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg (confessed criminal, tax fraud and grand larsonist, now in New York's notorious Rikers Island prison). Weisselberg was only person Trump trusted with his money
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Rat Bingo Thread 21/

Weisselberg is an experienced pro at flipping against Trump. He already did so against his companies (convicted on all 9 counts). Allen can testify to Trump money laundering for Mafia, Trump sanctions busting for Putin, and the sale of classified docs now
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Rat Bingo Thread 22/

When he flips, Weisselberg rats out almost everybody, incl Ivanka, Beavis & Butthead Trump, Melonia, plus everybody who did anything with bribes for Trump like Jared, Giuliani, General Flynn, Bannon, Erik Prince, Roger Stone & Pompeo.

Odds on flip 99.2%
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Rat Bingo Thread 23/

Vegas Oddsmakers are considering ending taking bets on Mark Meadows because his flip is too obvious. Trump's last White House Chief of Staff was central in Jan 6 & theft of Classified Docs. He was promised a pardon. Trump paid him a million dollars instead
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Rat Bingo Thread 24/

Because Mark Meadows sat in original planning meeting of Jan 6, he rats out Giuliani, General Flynn, the Kraken Lady & John Eastman. Because he arranged the theft of classified docs, he rats out Corey Lewandowsky, Christina Bobblehead etc

Odds of flip 99.3%
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Rat Bingo Thread 25/

The chair of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Paul Gosar - seen here smiling for the cameras - is in strong form. Paul helped plot January 6th, and offered enticement of Presidential pardons to criminals, to join their plot of Sedition
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Rat Bingo Thread 26/

Arizona's ranking scumbag and full time traitor, Paul Gosar first was promising Presidential pardons to his pals, then figured out, their plot had failed, and begged Trump for a pardon for himself. That failed too

Odds of receiving plea bargain 0.9%
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(More still to come to America's fastest-growing quiz sensation: Rat Bingo! Are you feeling a bit peckish? Need a break? Want something yummy? Why not have the latest gourmet delight from Goya: Rat Pudding! Enjoy it like a President, with ketchup, splattered on a wall)
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Rat Bingo Thread 28/

General Michael Flynn of Russia disguised in a US uniform, was paid by Putin when working for the Trump campaign. Flynn conveniently forgot to mention this payment & became US National Security Advisor. He's a convicted felon. Of course Trump pardoned him
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Rat Bingo Thread 29/

Flynn is oddsmaker favorite for his immense stupidity to go back to criming after receiving a Presidential pardon. When asked under oath if USA should have peaceful transfer of power, he pleaded 5th. Attended founding meeting for Jan 6

Odds of deal 0.8%
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Rat Bingo Thread 30/

The Boy Without Pants was Trump's choice for the next Attorney General, when Bill Barr was not corrupt enough. Such a crooked lawyer the FBI raided Captain Underpants. Jeff Clark was part of Jan 6 plot & can rat them all out

Odds of FBI still laughing 99.3%
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Rat Bingo Thread 31/

Crowd favorite of Rat Bingo is the Path to Hell, also known as the Conway. Kellyanne of the forked tongue, named after the fork on the road, just before the Gates to Hell which are in Helsinki, as distinct from the Gaetz of Hell who molests teens in Florida
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Rat Bingo Thread 32/

Trump's illegitimate son, The Insanity Of Hannity was caught by Jan 6th Cttee knowing truth about the terrorism, yet went on air with Fox #FixFox to push lie blaming Antifa. This makes him complicit in the crimes

Odds of Hannity DNA match to Trump: 99.4%
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Rat Bingo Thread 33/

Vegas oddsmakers are downgrading odds of previous champion scumbag & failed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity. Pompeo seems to be off his game. He foolishly hired Taliban Mullah Baradar as his #RatBingo coach. Then Pompsie had Trump release Taliban terrorists
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Rat Bingo Thread 34/

Hated universally by all who know him, Pompeo's enemies all kept records about how hard he tried to launch a nuclear war against Iran, on behalf of Saudi Arabia. At least he got paid nice bribes

Odds of naming the countries on his own quiz map: 0.7%
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Rat Bingo Thread 35/

Vegas oddsmakers had to create a new bracket for federal judges when Parody Judge Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen interfered in an investigation of espionage. Her bargaining is weak: mainly crooked attorneys that anybody can rat out

Odds of plea bargain 0.6%
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Rat Bingo Thread 36/

When Butthead Trump testified for Manhattan Grand Jury about Trump tax fraud, he did not plead the Fifth. Jr is a far too coked up to figure out, that his slimy sister Entitlement Barbie had already flipped & had been wearing a wire

Odds on Flip: 99.4%
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Rat Bingo Thread 37/

Trump's House Poodle, Qevin McMoron is far too McDumb to figure out the rules of Rat Bingo - which are quite simple: Fastest to flip get the deals, and everybody goes to prison, even those who got the deals. McCarthy is way too slowwitted for this fast game
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Rat Bingo Thread 38/

Wisconsin's celebrated disgrace, Russia's favorite Senator, Sen Ron Johnson (Q Putinistan) is so dumb, he actually confessed his January 6th criming. He is of course caught. He also begged Trump for a Pardon. His only way is to flip

Odds of flipping: 99.6%
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Rat Bingo Thread 39/

Russia's official spokesperson, Tucker Carlson had incriminating interview at the Gaetz of Hell, who outed Tucker having dinner with prostitutes on a doubledate. Tucker's wife was less than pleased to find out on live TV

Odds of Tucker being fuckered: 99.6%
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Rat Bingo Thread 40/

The chairbobble of ABA, the American Bobblehead Association, Christina Bobb is so dumb, she signed a letter written by Corcoran, that was blatant lies. And now Corcoran has testified all to Grand Jury without pleading 5th.

Odds of Bobb not being paid: 99.7%
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(more coming to this Thread, stay tuned. Incidentally, if you feel a bit tired and want a nap, why not put your head on the worst pillow in America, a My Pillow. The pillow brought to you by that idiot Trump went to, right after Trump fired that moron Giuliani)


Loving the nicknames he came up with, too!
March 31, 2023

It's Indictment Day (apologies to U2's A Beautiful Day)

It’s Indictment Day

The news is all doom
Shoots up from all around
A giant plume
District attorney gonna take you down

You're out of luck
All your treason and your grifting crime
Your hands are in cuffs
Wondering who it is that dropped the dime

You look around for any kind of friend
To take you out of this place
A Qultist you could make bend
Someone from your MAGAt base

It's your indictment day
Gavel falls, you feel like
It's indictment day
Next comes Arraignment Day
March 30, 2023

moRon DeFascist tweets that he will NOT honor an extradition request

https://twitter.com/Scr0dman/status/1641575728071188481
The weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda turns the rule of law on its head.

It is un-American.

The Soros-backed Manhattan District Attorney has consistently bent the law to downgrade felonies and to excuse criminal misconduct. Yet, now he is stretching the law to target a political opponent.

Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.
March 30, 2023

Now. Question. Statute of Limitations on indictment

For Fraud, it’s 6 years. And this took place in 2016?

Isn’t it safe to assume that Bragg (and the jury members) are aware of the statute of limitations so this is likely a pretty serious charge?

March 30, 2023

Quote from booking officer...

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1641560780637364224
“The booking officer saluted me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President, these are most magnificent manliest hands I have ever fingerprinted”

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