August 16, 2019

Trump wants to permanently reauthorize NSA to access domestic calls

The is the GRANDADDY MASTERPIECE of my famed "Greenwald and Snowden were unavailable for comment" -series... Now we have literally gone full circle.

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1162076462314401792

August 15, 2019

Trump wants to buy Greenland... Please kill me now.

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1162112887311220741

August 15, 2019

"Fundraising while black" is now also highly illegal...

https://twitter.com/NewBlackMan/status/1162112270102482945



Oh, and fuck these people, seriously...

On Monday, Wynne police arrested 46-year-old Jerri Kelly on four counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and endangering the welfare of a minor.

However, Kelly doesn’t have mugshot because Cross county Sheriff David West told WMC Action News 5 that she had a “medical issue” at the time of booking. Ironically Kelly is the wife of Cross county Jail Administrator Joe Kelly, one of West’s employees.

Despite the connection and no mugshot—which is standard procedure for anyone booked into jail—West maintains that Jerri Kelly did not get special treatment. Her husband, Joe, also remains on the job.

https://wreg.com/2019/08/13/wynne-high-school-football-players-held-at-gunpoint-while-raising-money-for-team

August 15, 2019

MEANWHILE, in India...

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1161650684439252992

https://twitter.com/Jehlamtimes/status/1160130384962580480

https://www.newsweek.com/man-pushes-bmw-river-1453835

August 15, 2019

Why is the Sanders campaign (and its fans) doxxing liberal critics on Twitter??

This isn't the first time, either...

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161367101094932480

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161705631511957509

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161711858333732865

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161737229250834435

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161738846322774022

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161741045245403136

https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161754471568949248


https://twitter.com/Wilson__Valdez/status/1161761626699259907

August 14, 2019

Is this cutting edge art, weirdness, or just straight-up Godlessness? You decide!

https://twitter.com/janerichsen/status/1160618249270304769

August 14, 2019

Greenwald and Snowden were unavailable for comment

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1161648279492472832

Serious question -- Do they even give a shit about these kinds of stories anymore?? Aside from trying to kneecap and discredit the anti-corruption investigations in Brasil, I don't remember the last time the Intercept had a buzzworthy original story on their site...

August 14, 2019

MEANWHILE, in my Commonwealth of Virginia...

https://twitter.com/postlocal/status/1161663438969593857

August 13, 2019

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https://twitter.com/goingonajournie/status/1161145837256228864

August 12, 2019

Greenwald and Snowden were unavailable for comment

https://twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/1160653819836977153