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Rhiannon12866's JournalThe Daily Show: Is Ben Carson On His Way to Getting Fired?
After HUD Secretary Ben Carson’s embarrassing "Oreo” gaffe during his House testimony, Dulcé Sloan offers him some much-needed career advice.
The Daily Show: Mueller Passes the Impeachment Buck to Congress
Democrats ramp up their internal debate over whether to begin impeachment proceedings in the wake of Robert Mueller’s statement.
Real Time with Bill Maher guests - Friday, May 31, 2019
Real Time with Bill Maher guests - Friday, May 31, 2019
Real Time with Bill Maher continues its 17th season Friday, May 31 (10:00-11:00 p.m. live ET/tape-delayed PT), with a replay at 11:30 p.m., exclusively on HBO.
Presidential candidate and former Mass. Gov. William Weld is the top-of-show interview guest.
Filmmaker John Waters is the mid-show interview guest.
The roundtable guests are political analyst Kirsten Powers, political reporter Jonathan Swan and defense analyst Lawrence Wilkerson.
The Daily Show: Rachel Louise Snyder - "No Visible Bruises" and a Closer Look at Domestic Abuse
Journalist Rachel Louise Snyder explains the importance of understanding both abusers and the abused and discusses the cultural changes that have made people care about abuse.
The Daily Show: Robert Mueller's Public Statement on the Russia Investigation
Following weeks of commentary on the Mueller Report from pundits, politicians, and seemingly everyone but the special counsel himself, Robert Mueller finally makes a statement on the Russia investigation’s findings and the choice not to charge President Trump with a crime.
The Daily Show: Trump Heads to Japan, But His Heart Is Still with Kim Jong-un
Trump’s visit to Japan is a mixed bag of friendly exchanges with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, smush-proof seats at a sumo wrestling match, and tensions over Trump’s support for North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.
The Daily Show: A Tornado Outbreak in the Midwest & A Whitney Houston Hologram Tour
The Midwest and the South face an onslaught of tornadoes, a wild police chase involves an RV, Washington legalizes human composting, and Whitney Houston’s hologram goes on tour.
Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump's Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, took advantage of Donald Trump’s storming out of an Oval Office meeting on Wednesday to hide the nuclear codes, Pelosi has confirmed.
Moments after Trump threw a tantrum and abruptly left his own office, the quick-thinking Pelosi turned to Senator Charles Schumer, who was also present for the meeting, and said, “Chuck, we’ve got to find those nuclear codes and hide them.”
Pelosi and Schumer ransacked the Oval Office for the codes until Pelosi finally located them in a desk drawer under a pile of empty Quarter Pounder containers from McDonald’s.
Speaking to reporters on Thursday, the House Speaker refused to divulge her hiding place for the codes, but addressed widespread speculation that she had hidden them in a book.
“Believe me, that was my first thought,” she said. “But I checked the whole office, and there were no books.”
Short article, no more at link: 
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pelosi-takes-advantage-of-trumps-storming-out-of-oval-office-to-hide-nuclear-codes
Photograph by Al Drago / Getty
Seth Meyers: Nancy Pelosi Says Trump's Family Should Hold an Intervention for Him- Monologue 5/23/19
Late Night's Guide for Celebrating Asian Pacific American Heritage Month
Late Night writer Karen Chee has a list of do's and don't's for white people who would like to celebrate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month.
Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump's Profanity, Los Angeles' Trash
Seth's favorite jokes from the week of May 20.
The Daily Show: China's "Game of Thrones" Gambit & Ben Carson's "Oreo" Gaffe
The ongoing trade war deprives China of “Game of Thrones,” Alabama rejects the same-sex wedding on “Arthur,” and Ben Carson makes a fool of himself.
Donald Trump Can’t Compartmentalize - Between the Scenes
The Dems want to talk infrastructure in the bedroom, but Trump isn’t over the fight they just had in the living room.
Thank Me Later - Jim Maloney’s Crusade to Legalize Nunchucks in New York City
Michael Kosta creates a fitting tribute to the court battle that allowed Jim Maloney to use his nunchucks again.
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