July 31, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show - If You Don't Know, Now You Know: Black Women Deserve More Credit

Civil rights, suffrage, Stonewall and #MeToo: Black women have stood on the front lines of the fight for justice throughout history, and they haven’t gotten their dues.

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July 31, 2020

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/aliens-issue-statement-asserting-that-sex-with-them-does-not-spread-the-coronavirus



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July 31, 2020

Real Time with Bill Maher guests - Friday, July 31, 2020

Real Time with Bill Maher continues its 18th season Friday, July 31 (10:00-11:00 p.m. live ET/tape-delayed PT), with a replay at 11:30 p.m., exclusively on HBO.

This week features one-on-one virtual interviews with Emmy® nominated actress Kerry Washington, who recently produced the ACLU documentary The Fight; and actor, comedian, and co-author of the New York Times bestselling novel Memoirs and Misinformation, Jim Carrey. This week will also feature a virtual panel with columnist and author of Self-Portrait in Black and White: Unlearning Race, Thomas Chatterton Williams; and journalist and author of How to Fight Anti-Semitism, Bari Weiss.

July 30, 2020

GOP Opposition To Masks 'Unconscionable, Incomprehensible And Outrageous' - The Last Word - MSNBC

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) tells Lawrence O'Donnell that Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) testing positive for coronavirus after refusing to wear a mask shows the "absolute lack of concern and outright cruelty" for members of Congress and puts their staff at greater risk of contracting COVID-19. Aired on 7/29/2020.

July 30, 2020

Is Mary Trump Concerned About Whether Trump Will Accept 2020 Election Results? - The ReidOut - MSNBC

Mary Trump, the author of ‘Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man,’ tells Joy Reid that there are two factors in whether President Donald Trump will accept the 2020 election results. Aired on 7/29/2020.

July 30, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Praises "Demon Sperm" Doctor Who Pushed Hydroxychloroquine: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at President Trump and his allies in the right-wing media amplifying an unhinged viral video lying about the coronavirus.


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July 30, 2020

The Truth Behind Trump's Green New Deal Lies - NowThis

Trump has lied about the Green New Deal more than 60 times — here’s the truth behind Trump’s key lies about clean energy.

July 30, 2020

Seth Meyers - The Check In: Trump Rolling Back Environmental Regulations

Seth takes a break from breaking news to check in on President Trump quietly rolling back environmental legislations, ultimately harming the environment and disproportionately impacting people of color in the process.

July 30, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Lied About Throwing First Pitch at Yankees Game - Monologue 7/28/20

Amber Says What: Trump’s Cognitive Test, Confederate Statues



Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what’s happening in pop culture news.

July 30, 2020

Stengel Calls The Removal Of U.S. Troops From Germany 'Vladimir Putin's Dream' - Deadline - MSNBC

As Donald Trump admits he has not spoken with Vladimir Putin about the intelligence on Russia paying bounties to Taliban fighters for the killing of U.S. soldiers, the U.S. announces it will withdraw almost 12,000 troops from Germany. Aired on 07/29/2020.