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Rhiannon12866's JournalStephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/18/19
Yes, The Trump Presidency Is Just A TV Show We All Have To Live ThroughA former Trump aide likened the House impeachment vote to the season finale of a television show, insinuating that this scandal will soon be over and we'll all wake up wondering what the next season will bring.
Rudy Giuliani Returns From His Conspiracy Tour Of Ukraine
He's back from his top-secret fact finding mission to Ukraine, and boy does Rudy Giuliani have some stories to tell. Starring the incredible John Lithgow as presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani.
A Congressional Carol Of The Bells
Sure, they're great at taking the President to task for his actions, but have you heard Chuck, Nancy and Jerrold sing?
Andrew Johnson Horrified That History Books Will Mention Him in Same Sentence as Trump
THE AFTERLIFE (The Borowitz Report)In a rare public statement from beyond the grave, Andrew Johnson, the seventeenth President of the United States, said that he was horrified that history books will now mention him in the same sentence as Donald J. Trump.
Making his first utterance since he died, in 1875, the spectral Johnson said, As someone who has actually experienced death, I can safely say that being mentioned in the same breath as Trump is a fate worse than that.
I could deal with history remembering me as the first U.S. President to be impeached, he said. But knowing that I will now appear in the first line of Trumps obituary is, to put it mildly, devastating.
What have I done to deserve this? Johnson asked.
Although being linked with Trump for eternity was something I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy, Johnson conceded that there was a silver lining to Trumps Presidency.
Finally, Im no longer considered the worst President in history, he said.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/andrew-johnson-horrified-that-history-books-will-mention-him-in-same-sentence-as-trump
Adam Schiff closing statement:
https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/1207500548120961025Seth Meyers - House Impeaches President Trump in Historic Vote: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at President Donald Trump becoming the third president in history to be impeached.
Seth Meyers: Guest Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro Introduced Martin Scorsese to The Irishmans Source MaterialRobert De Niro talks about The Irishman, his history with Joe Pesci and playing a younger character in the film.
Robert De Niro Pitched Impersonating Robert Mueller on SNL to Lorne Michaels
Robert De Niro talks about his character in The Irishman and shares the origin of his Robert Mueller impression on Saturday Night Live.
Seth Meyers - President Trump Sends Letter on Impeachment to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi - 12/17/19
Seth Meyers' monologue from Tuesday, December 17.
Fred Armisen, Art Aficionado: Journey of the Magi by Benozzo Gozzoli
Fred Armisen describes the history behind a famous piece of art by Benozzo Gozzoli titled Journey of the Magi.
The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: 82-year-old Bodybuilder Beat up Burglar
Seth steps away from bleak and depressing news to share a news story about an 82-year-old female bodybuilder who beat up a burglar who tried to break into her home.
Lesbian Holiday Movies Perfect for the Hallmark Channel
Late Night writer Jenny Hagel pitches a series of lesbian holiday films perfect for the Hallmark Channel.
The Daily Show: President Trump Impeached / Trump's Shameless Media Strategy
After hours of partisan debate, The House of Representatives votes to impeach President Trump, and Michael Kosta reports from DNC headquarters where the mood is totally somber and sad.
Trump's Shameless Media Strategy - Between the Scenes
Is Trumps complete lack of shame helping him navigate his many scandals?
Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/17/19
Trump Complains Of "Spiteful Actions" And "Egregious Conduct" In Angry Letter To Nancy PelosiThe President sent a six page letter to the Speaker of the House on Tuesday, slamming her for actions he perceives as partisan and illegal.
Mayor Pete Takes Heat Over Dinner Held In A Billionaire's Wine Cave
Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg's campaign traded jabs with the Bernie Sanders campaign after photos leaked showing the young Mayor dining with big money donors in an exclusive "wine cave" in Napa, California.
Meanwhile... More Show! Tony The Tiger Supports School Sports Programs With "Mission Tiger"
The face of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, Tony The Tiger himself, pays a visit to Stephen Colbert to explain why school sports programs are at risk across the country, and how his Mission Tiger program aims to help.
Meanwhile... Kumail Nanjiani Transforms Into Human Beefcake
Meanwhile... The internet's newest thirst trap is none other than friend of the Late Show, Kumail Nanjiani.
Rudy Giuliani Is America's Greatest Crime Fighter
Take it from President Trump. His pal Rudy Giuliani is "probably the greatest crime fighter over the last fifty years."
The Daily Show - If You Don't Know, Now You Know: Mental Health Stigma in the Black Community
A closer look at how black people are kept from therapy by racial inequalities in diagnosing mental illness, a lack of black therapists, and stigma from within the black community.
Seth Meyers: Every Crime President Trump Has Ever Committed
Seth sips tea while presenting an extensive list of every crime President Trump has ever committed.
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