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Zorro's JournalMark Judge Can't Believe That Lightweight Kavanaugh Got 'Boofing' And 'The Devil's Triangle' Wrong
BETHANY BEACH, DEShaking his head in frustration as he read about the testimony given by his old high school friend to the Senate Judiciary Committee, Mark Judge reportedly confirmed Friday that he couldnt believe that fucking lightweight Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh got the meanings of boofing and the Devils Triangle wrong.
Seriously, thats just fucking despicable, and theres no way that little bitch should be anywhere near the Supreme Court, said a visibly pissed-off Judge, adding that he couldnt fathom handing over a lifetime appointment to Americas highest judicial body to some candy-ass dipshit who couldnt remember important things like the fact that everyone knows the Devils Triangle is not some dumb drinking gameits a fuckin threesome with two dudes on one chick. Its awesome.
Jesus Christ, Ive never been so disappointed in someone. I mean, I knew Brett was a puker, but I simply cant accept the possibility that he blacked out from drinking skis so many times that he forgot that boofing is taking beer up the ass. He said its about farting? Come the fuck on, dudewe used to boof all the time! Man, all of America was watching, and he totally pussied out. Honestly, Im ashamed to say I was his friend.
Judge added that he hoped that further investigations into Kavanaugh could allow the nominee to prove his truthfulness by vouching for the time they were in a threesome at a party and their dicks accidentally touched.
https://politics.theonion.com/mark-judge-can-t-believe-that-fucking-lightweight-kavan-1829398554
Track Palin again arrested on domestic violence charges
Track Palin has been arrested on new domestic-violence charges, Alaska State Troopers said, in a case similar to one in which he was charged nearly two years ago.
Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch.
Troopers responded at about 10:30 p.m. Friday to a West Angela Drive home in Wasilla for a report of a disturbance, according to an online dispatch.
Investigation revealed [Track Palin] assaulted an acquaintance at his residence, troopers wrote. When the acquaintance attempted to call authorities, he prevented her by taking away her phone. While being placed under arrest, Palin physically resisted troopers.
http://www.ktva.com/story/39198592/track-palin-again-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charges
Republican family values strikes again!
Ammar Campa-Najjar for 50th House seat
Its not exactly a mystery how The San Diego Union-Tribune Editorial Board feels about the 50th Congressional District race. In May, before the primary election, we wrote that voters should support anyone but Duncan Hunter, citing the Alpine Republicans pathetic campaign finance scandal, in which he and his wife Margaret routinely used campaign funds for their personal and family needs. Rather incredibly, Hunter at various times suggested he was the true victim in the scandal, blaming his wife and the dishonest reporting of the Union-Tribune. On Aug. 21, when the U.S. Attorneys Office in San Diego released a 60-count indictment that laid out in painstaking detail how Hunter and his wife had spent more than $250,000 in campaign funds from 2010-2017, we called for his resignation, saying he doesnt deserve the privilege of representing the 50th district in Congress.
The good news for voters in the district is that the Democrat running against Hunter Ammar Campa-Najjar, a former White House fellow and former director of communications and public affairs for the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce is bright and knowledgeable. He is only 29. But we encourage voters who might hold his age against him to read the transcript of his hour-long interview with the editorial board. Campa-Najjar made empathetic points about veterans and military families, touted apprenticeship programs and how effective they are in Germany, and dissected the shortcomings of our health care system. Hes not doctrinaire on issues, criticizing the 2017 state gas tax hike pushed through by Gov. Jerry Brown.
In short, he meets the test of being a credible candidate. We endorse Campa-Najjar for Congress. He is far superior to the troubled incumbent. This fact is underlined by the despicable ad that Hunter has begun to air in recent days suggesting that his Palestinian Mexican millennial opponent was linked to terrorist groups and was working to infiltrate Congress. Its well-known that Campa-Najjars grandfather was a terrorist who helped plan the 1972 attack on Israeli athletes at the Munich Olympics. Its also well-known that Campa-Najjar, a Christian, has had literally nothing to do with his grandfather. As Campa-Najjar notes, when he worked at the White House, he was given a security clearance by the Secret Service after a thorough background check. With this smear, Hunter continues to demolish his own reputation.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/editorials/sd-ed-50-district-duncan-hunter-campa-najjar-utak-20180928-story.html
Kavanaugh Impressed By Hazing Rituals Before They Let You Join Supreme Court
WASHINGTONAdmitting he was surprised by all the tasks required of him in order to enter the prestigious organization, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh reportedly stated Thursday that he was impressed by the hazing rituals you have to go through before they let you join the Supreme Court.
Man, I knew the Supreme Court doesnt let just anyone in, but Ive got to say, theyve really made me run the gauntlet and do all this embarrassing stuffI mean, I had to go on national television with my wife and tell everyone how long I was a virgin, said Kavanaugh, acknowledging that he had to respect the humiliating challenges hes been put through to prove himself worthy of the Supreme Court, like showing his high school diary to the entire country and having to face multiple women from his youth who he didnt even go all the way with.
I did some pretty gnarly stuff back during my fraternity days, so I figured theyd force me to get paddled or chant the Supreme Court motto Equal Justice Under Law for a few hours outside in my underwear or stick my thumb up someones ass, but this hazing is really putting me through a wringer. But Ill do whatever I have to if it means theyll let me be a justice. Supreme Court for life!
Kavanaugh added that when he had felt especially ashamed during the hazing process, he just reminded himself that this was the same initiation his future Supreme Court brother Clarence Thomas had to endure.
https://politics.theonion.com/kavanaugh-impressed-by-hazing-rituals-before-they-let-y-1829370263
Avenatti on Lawrence O'Donnell now
Rep. Duncan Hunter's campaign denies he implied campaign rival is a radical Muslim
U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter, the Alpine Republican fighting charges of misusing campaign funds, appeared to suggest in a speech to a womens group that his election opponent is a radical Muslim and part of an attempt by Islamists to infiltrate the federal government.
He changed his name from Ammar Yasser Najjar to Ammar Campa-Najjar so he sounds Hispanic, Hunter said Monday night, according to audio of the event recorded by Ken Stone of the Times of San Diego.
He just changed it again; he added a Joseph in there, Hunter can be heard saying on the audio recording. So his signs could actually say Joseph Campa or, or something. That is how hard, by the way, that the radical Muslims are trying to infiltrate the U.S. government. You had more Islamists run for office this year at the federal level than ever before in U.S. history.
Hunter made comments about his Democratic challenger, a 29-year-old Palestinian Mexican American who worked in the Obama administration Transportation Department, during a speech Monday at an Intermountain Republican Women Federated meeting at a winery in the San Diego County community of Ramona.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/us-politics/la-pol-na-duncan-hunter-islam-20180926-story.html
Trump Brags That He Got Much Bigger Laughs at U.N. Than Obama
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Calling his speech to the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday an unbelievable success, Donald J. Trump bragged that he got much bigger laughs than Obama.
When Obama spoke at the U.N. he did not get a single laughnot one, Trump told reporters. I feel sorry for the people who had to sit through his speeches. They werent funny at all.
In contrast, Trump said, I killed at the U.N. I had them rolling in the aisles, he said. Once I started hearing those big laughs, I thought, Poor lil Obama, hes going to be so jealous.
Trump called the United Nations a tough crowd for comedy because the audience is composed of people from around the globe. Im sure the crooked media wont give me credit for this, but Im the only person who can make the whole world laugh, he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-brags-that-he-got-much-bigger-laughs-at-un-than-obama
Chinese man living in Chicago arrested for allegedly spying on behalf of Chinese government
Source: Chicago Tribune
Federal prosecutors say a Chinese citizen living in Chicago has been arrested for spying on U.S. engineers and scientists, including defense contractors, on behalf of the Chinese government.
Authorities said Tuesday 27-year-old Ji Chaoqun has been charged with one count of knowingly acting in the U.S. as an agent of a foreign government without prior notification of the attorney general. They say he worked at the direction of high-ranking intelligence officials with the People's Republic of China and was tasked with providing information about eight people for possible recruitment.
Ji was scheduled to appear Tuesday afternoon in federal court in Chicago.
A criminal complaint says Ji came to the U.S. in 2013 on a student visa to study engineering at the Illinois Institute of Technology in Chicago. He enlisted in the U.S. Army Reserves in 2016.
Read more: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-chicago-arrested-spying-chinese-government-20180925-story.html
Rep. Duncan Hunter praises Trump, goes off on DOJ 'corruption' and 'Islamist' opponent
Speaking before a crowd of supporters in Ramona Monday, a fired-up Rep. Duncan Hunter continued to back President Trumps policies, blasted those who are trying to bring the president down and suggested his Democratic opponent is an "Islamist" that is part of an effort to infiltrate the U.S. government.
The 50th District Republican congressman spoke at an event to honor military veterans several hours after he and his wife appeared in a San Diego courtroom as part of the campaign funding misuse case against them.
The Hunters face accusations of spending more than $250,000 in campaign funds on personal expenses. Hunter and his wife Margaret have pleaded not guilty to the federal charges.
Ken Stone of Times of San Diego reported Hunter touched on numerous topics during his appearance, including his congressional opponent, the border wall and a political coup that is attempting to undermine Trump.
https://www.10news.com/news/rep-duncan-hunter-praises-trump-goes-off-on-doj-corruption-and-islamist-opponent
I sure hope this fucking asshole gets his just desserts.
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