I'm taterguy. I love everybody.

[taterguy]

Except dumbasses,

And people that post spoilers,

And Kentucky fans,

And people that don't respect cyclists,

And anyone that disagrees with me,

And, well, give me a few minutes and I'll think of more people I really don't like.

[scarletwoman]

1. Love ya, man!

Taterguy is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

[taterguy]

2. You need to get out more

I know dozens of people that are kinder and braver than I am

[scarletwoman]

8. *sigh*

You didn't get the reference...

[taterguy]

9. That's because I'm a dumbass

Occasionally

[taterguy]

11. I just googled it

Manchurian Candidate?

Really?

[scarletwoman]

12. I just always got a kick out of that line - when you take it outside the specific context

of the movie. It's just... humorous...

I'm sorry - I can't even begin to explain. It's my own warped mind, you see.

I'll shut up now...

[madinmaryland]

3. Lighten up, Francis. Don't be an iDouche!

[taterguy]

4. What's douchey about using an Inspiron computer?

Please explain

[MineralMan]

5. A note to new DUers, regarding the DUer who styles himself "taterguy:"

Please ignore all posts by taterguy, for your sanity's sake, especially ones containing the word Dumbass or variations thereof. Do not alert on such posts. This is known as the taterguy exception. Taterguy is exceptional in many ways. So many, in fact, that I won't attempt to enumerate them. If you remain here for an extended period, you will no doubt see many examples of taterguy's exceptional nature. I wish you all the best of luck. Truly I do.

Edit to correct one lousy typo...uff da!

[taterguy]

6. Tagerguy?

I forgot to mention that I hate people who don't proofread their posts.

[MineralMan]

7. It's late you know. The G is right under the T.

I ain't perfect, ya know.

[taterguy]

10. Before 10 on the East Coast

Where the hell are you posting from where it's 'late'?