The Bernie Sanders Campaign Promise Generator

[William769]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/bernie-2016#.mcZ80462xP

[virtualobserver]

1. dumb n/t

[MADem]

2. If I am elected, I promise corporate regulations for undocumented immigrants.

That is funny....I see there's a Trump one, too!

[djean111]

3. Awwww, who's the wittle Hillary supporter, whining about RW bullshit? Bringing RW bullshit here.

Or is this actually bullshit from the Hillary camp.

[Agschmid]

5. Actually it's Buzzfeed, Hillary owns them.

Bernie only owns Gawker and Jezebel. You know less name recognition...

Doesn't mean I agree with it, but I can see the humor especially with the Trump one.

[JaneyVee]

7. Its Buzzfeed. There's a Trump one too.

[SamKnause]

4. I must be dense.

I don't get what the message is.

Is this a slam against Atheist ???

[JaneyVee]

9. Refresh the circle icon for the next one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Lame.

[MannyGoldstein]

8. Perfect for Republican and Third-Way audiences. nt

[JaneyVee]

10. There's a Trump one also. But it requires a sense of humor.

So, yeah.

[Thinkingabout]

14. Is those your assiciations, I bet you do enjoy the generator huh

[arcane1]

11. Nothing beats the Deepak Chopra random quote generator

It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.


http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

[SunSeeker]

12. "If I am elected, I promise physician-assisted suicide for PBS."

[Maedhros]

13. The Hillary Clinton Campaign Promise Generator:

Millions of dollars from Wall Street.

[Thinkingabout]

15. Because she is a serious candidate and they know this.

[L0oniX]

34. Silly ...it' a job generator for no pay internships.

[bahrbearian]

16. The Hillary Clinton Campaign Promise Generator:

Its My Turn

[ismnotwasm]

17. Heh!

That's pretty funny

[William769]

18. Looks like I touched a nerve.

What's a poor Gay white boy to do.

[Agschmid]

19. Something about tossing your hair back or something right?

To bad all my hair is gone

[William769]

21. Sorry to hear that.

Please don't do a trump though! Yuck.

[Agschmid]

23. Nah I buzz it, I figure if it's going to go I'm not going to do the donut cut.

[William769]

24. Good for you!

[Le Taz Hot]

20. More shit-stirring.

Look at all the "Fails."

[William769]

22. How you doing this evening?

[Le Taz Hot]

25. About to have a pre-birthday party birthday party.

Sittin' here with a Margie and some Half-Dome Sativa. Life is good.

[daleanime]

29. Yours?

[Le Taz Hot]

30. Yes.

60! Arrrghhhh!!!!!

As George Burns used to say, "If I knew I was going to live this long I'd have taken better care of myself." LOL!

[daleanime]

31. Only a little behind you....

have a great time.

[William769]

32. Good! Glad you are enjoying life!

[Aerows]

27. Is this necessary? n/t

[William769]

33. Are your's necessary?

[Aerows]

35. Mine are necessary

as long as this keeps happening.

We are on the same side, but sometimes you just have to speak up and say "why did you go here."

You are welcome to do the same. I'm not any more perfect as the compass of what is "moral" than anybody else, but I do recognize manufactured bullshit when I see it.

[William769]

37. So do I.

You notice I never respond to your OP's.

[Aerows]

38. We are on the same side.

[William769]

39. You could have fooled me.

Have a nice evening.

[Aerows]

40. You as well.

[daleanime]

28. It's nice to see....

that they are spending the money wisely.

[KMOD]

36. Laughter is good for the soul.

I'm surprised that some are upset at this. It's pretty funny.

Saturday night live has been having fun with HRC for years, and I lmao when they do.

[whatchamacallit]

41. I'm glad the comment section is telling Buzzfeed to fuck off

Also the rate-it widget predominantly rates it 'Lame'.