What is your dream GOP ticket?

[RBInMaine]

It's tough. I want to say Trump/Cruz 2016. That would be truly FUN. But I think I have to go with Trump/Palin 2016 with
Trump/Bachman a close second. Trump/Cruz 2016 gets my third place finish.

Ideally, Palin/Bachman 2016 would be truly wonderful.

However, as to whom is actually running for the top spot, I'll stick with Trump/Palin as I'm sure the looney bin wolf shooter would again accept a place on the ticket.

If we stick to just who is announcing for the top spot for both spots on the ticket, I'll go with Trump/Cruz 2016. Wouldn't that just be a hoot.

If it was Trump/Cruz, we could call them Rat Head and Looney Bin Shutdown Boy. So FUN !

If it was Trump/Palin we'd call them Rat Head and Idiot Gal.

If it was Trump/Bachman, we'd call them Rat Head and Wild-Eyed Crazy Lady.

[daleanime]

1. Hillary....

[RBInMaine]

3. Please, either stick with the intent or get off my thread. We don't need the nonsense.

[MannyGoldstein]

32. How could anyone not take an OP like this seriously? nt

[marym625]

9. I laughed

[Chan790]

16. +1. :)

This would make my day.

It would be the best thing since I went to an independent-run Lieberman for Senate rally...and as his supporters were chanting "Go Joe Go! <pause>" I was chanting "Far Far Away!" during the pauses.

The Democratic Party has no need of Center-Right scum.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Abe Lincoln & Harriet Tubman.

You said dream.

[RBInMaine]

4. Oh goodness, this is SATIRE. Either stick with the intent or please get off.

[marym625]

5. No one.

[RBInMaine]

6. It's a SATIRE thread. Is it possible to lighten up a little here on DU?

[marym625]

8. I thought it was funny

Lighten up.

[Kalidurga]

7. Cruz/Santorum

[Hortensis]

22. Oh, very good! I like that one too. Real fun would be watching

Cruz's amoral cynicism sharing a platform with Santorum's tunnel-view Christian fanaticism. They'd probably make Romney-Ryan look functional by comparison.

Only problem -- Cruz is the only candidate who scares me. I've been watching for the kind of charismatic leader who could mobilize the destructive worst in us for a long time, and he seems closest of all who've come along so far. I don't really even want him as close to the presidency as the clown car.

[TexasProgresive]

10. I go with hair

Trump/Paul

Here's a video of where Trump's hair comes from:

And Rand Paul's hair-where to start?

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Cruz/Yogurt

or Gohment, or whatever the hell his name is.

[fizzgig]

37. this guy?

[Chipper Chat]

12. Vitter/Sanford

Advocating 'hot babes' for everyone.

[Still In Wisconsin]

13. Satan/Godzilla n/t

[AikenYankee]

14. Bush III/ Rice. nt

[Vots]

15. ...

I think the Dems will definitely beat anybody except Rand Paul. If it's Rand, it will be a toss up IMO. It will depend on the Democrat. If it's Hillary, Rand would steal Democratic voters. Any other GOPr will get slaughtered.

[Hoppy]

17. The girl with the far away eyes.

Would her settlementt with Justice Dept allow her to run?

[ChazII]

18. Palin/Bachman n/t

[lutefisk]

19. George Herbert Walker "Poppy" Bush/John Ellis "Jeb" Bush

I refuse to let Poppy's age prejudice me against him serving again.

[Arthur_Frain]

20. Trump/Sheen in 2016

A Bad Idea Whose Time Has Come!

[blkmusclmachine]

21. Carson/Palin

[AikenYankee]

23. Ok I changed my mind .....

I like this one!!

[Persondem]

24. Zombie Reagan and Caribou Barbie

They could have some great intra-campaign debates on gun control.

But wait ... Zombie Reagan is redundant. Sorry.

[Jamaal510]

25. There are so many delicious possibilities:

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Carson/Cain
Santorum/Bachmann
Ron Paul and son
Trump/Taitz
Cruz/Jindal
Palin/Putin (yes, I know that Putin can't run for US president)
Ryan/Christie

It's hard to choose.
But Bush lll/Walker being a ticket would be a snoozefest.

[Warpy]

26. My dream is a donnybrook at their convention

after they deadlock between the Wall Street boys who think they run things and the crazy religious people who think they run things.

My dream ticket is their inability to put up a candidate.

[Old and In the Way]

27. We can pick whoever we like, but it really doesn't matter.

The Republican core will pick the people who pander to them. That is why I have hope for the future.

[NBachers]

28. Bill O'Reilly / Bibi Netanyahu

[NanceGreggs]

29. ...

... "Under Investigation" and "About to be Indicted".

Who am I kiddin'? The Republican base would vote for both without hesitation.

[WillTwain]

30. Joe Scarborough/Chuck Todd

[Binkie The Clown]

31. Trump/Palin, or Palin/Limbaugh n/t

[Shrike47]

33. Cruz/Palin. He's gotta have a woman on the ticket to disprove the War on Women thing.

No other woman would be dumb enough to run with him.

[stage left]

34. Palin/Hayley

Actually I saw this proposed by some right wingers. Looks great to me. Not a chance in hell that ticket would fly.

[Tom Ripley]

35. Cruz/Palin/Carson: The Odd Squad

[hamsterjill]

36. Cruz/Palin

Because he can see Canada on his birth certificate, and she can see Russia from her house.

Well...someone HAD to say it, right???!!!

[kairos12]

38. Flim and Flam. That's the ticket.