New York Daily News cover today: TRUMP`S PORN TAPE. Donalds tiny part in Playboy video

[factfinder_77]

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1. ick, we do NOT want to see donnie's tiny part!

though we all already knew it was tiny.

and not just from his tiny hands.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. HE probably can't see his tiny part.

Probably hasn't seen it in years.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. LOL! Love the reference to his "tiny part."

I hope they also pointed out that his performance was very brief.

[saltpoint]

3. A lot of folks are going to be reading this

on the subways.

Trump attacked Ms. Machado without provocation, IMO. It's 3:00 in the morning and the Republican standard-bearer is tweeting misogynist remarks about her.

And in trying to burn her, he catches himself on fire. People look up the sex tape he directs them toward and discover his cameo in the soft porn tape.

A U.S. presidential candidate might reasonably be expected to have other things on his mind.

Trump should (but of course won't) apologize to Ms. Machado.

[Grassy Knoll]

4. Trump's Porn Watching Toys

[Maeve]

5. 'tiny part' 'wee hours'

[ailsagirl]

7. Love those guys!!

[yellowcanine]

8. "tiny part in Playboy video" Heh.

Perfect in so many ways. You know the Donald is going to be pissed off about it and probably won't be able to restrain himself from saying something.