World's smallest Penis contest

[n2doc]

World's smallest penis is a science competition that encourages scientists and engineers to draw the world's smallest penis. Draw your penis using the smallest possible tools available: cells, bacteria, lithography, self-assembly, molecular beam epitaxy, focused ion beam, etc. The choice is yours.

RULES:

1) No public funds can be used directly* to fabricate your penis.
2) Submissions must be made without affiliations.
3) The penis must consist of 2 balls and a penis**.
4) Size matters***.

* training sessions, demo patterns for testing new equipment or experiments where the required patterns are inconsequential are permitted (i.e. at no additional cost)

** keep it classy

*** but it's what you do with it that counts (give details of process)
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[louis-t]

1. Oy, reminds me of the time a U.S. manufacturer sent "the world's smallest

drill bit" to a trade show in Japan. A Japanese manufacturer drilled a hole in it and sent it back.

[Scuba]

2. It was the Brits and the Germans when I heard that one.

[louis-t]

4. Hmmm, my father told me that one in the early '70s.

Could be folklore. I'll look into it.

[Scuba]

3. "Keep it classy." Snort.

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Og want submit entry !

[dipsydoodle]

6. That's in Dorset.

Beautiful part of the country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant

[bluescribbler]

7. Too late.

John Boehner already won.