A Dotard's version of Christmas?

[yallerdawg]

Link to tweet

"The Christmas Story begins 2,000 years ago with a mother, a father, their baby son and the most extraordinary gift of all—the gift of God’s love for all of humanity.

"Whatever our beliefs, we know that the birth of Jesus Christ and the story of his life..."

A mother. A father. Their baby son.

Christians EVERYWHERE are scratching their heads...

[Siwsan]

1. He is a blithering idiot

[guillaumeb]

2. Did Trump quickly pivot to his favorite topic?

Imagine if Trump met Jesus and Trump could tell Jesus about his huge electoral victory.

[guillaumeb]

3. Trump's favorite Christmas song:

I'm dreaming of an alt-right all white Christmas.

[Motley13]

4. Jesus would be banned from entering the US

the moron doesn't realize he was born in the middle east.


he makes me sick

[msongs]

5. dear donald, mary was married to joseph and fooled around with god. the word for that

is adultery

[Cartoonist]

6. A mother, a c-----d, a b-----d son

Joseph's Lament

My wife is due this December
She says the baby isn't mine
I wish someone could save me
And turn this water into wine

[yallerdawg]

7. See?

You've got a better grasp of "the Christmas story" than the whacko fraudulent opportunist temporarily occupying the White House!

Although a burning lake of fire for infinity and beyond doesn't seem to bother you.