Tales Told Around a Campfire Long Ago

[MineralMan]

"Moishe, can you tell us again about the rainbow?"

"Of course, children. You remember the story of Noach and the Great Flood, right?"

"Yes, Moishe."

"Well, that is also the story of the very first rainbow, long, long ago. Listen, as I tell you..."

[underpants]

1. Damn, I thought this was going to be about an escaped mental patient with a hook for a hand

[MineralMan]

2. No. Tonight's story is not a scary one.

Tomorrow, Moishe is going to tell the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. That one's scary. But, it's for kid's, so he's not going to include the one about "Lot, the Wine and His Daughters." That one's for teenagers, and is only told after the youngsters fall asleep.

He's saving the "Elisha and the Two Bears" story for some stormy night. That one always scares the older children, but nobody has called Moishe "Baldy" lately, so he keeps telling it from time to time.

[MineralMan]

3. What does G-d look like, Moishe?

"Well, children, I will tell you the story about 'The First Moishe and the Holy Mooning' Now, as I tell this story, I don't want to hear any giggling. It's a very, very serious story, indeed..."

[sprinkleeninow]

4. No text, just 🤗.