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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Mon Aug 26, 2013, 08:38 PM Aug 2013

Prayer for the Chicago Bears

May He who blessed our forefathers Dent, McMichael, and Hampton bless our current defensive line. May He give them the strength to force many a pass and may he give them the strength to frequently put the opposing quarterback on his hinder. May the completions of said opposing quarterback be few and interceptions many. May the run be stuffed and fumbles be aplenty.

Give Jay Cutler the vision to see the entire field. Give Jay Cutler the accuracy to complete many a pass. Give our receivers the speed and wisdom to always find the open spot. And let the ball stick like glue within their hands. May our running game be strong and our yards per carry great. Allow us to have many a touchdown—be it through the air or by the ground.

Inscribe these words upon thy goal posts. The Kick is Good. Make the kicks of Robbie Gould accurate—be them from beyond 50 or mere extra points. Let the punts of Adam Podlesh be deep and find many a coffin corner. Give thy Bears line the strength and courage to not allow the opposing team to block any Bears kick or punt.

For these we thank You, Almighty One. May you grant us many wins in this coming season. And let us say DA BEARS.

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