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[SNIP]

After the President meets AmyStrange, the talking Cat, Beth and the Criminal are discussing unbelievable things, when he says...

“This is beginning to sound like that commercial about the fake butter,” I said, and added in a high squeaky voice, “I still can’t believe it’s not butter.”

“That’s not how it goes, biscuit boy,” Beth said and laughed.

“Eh, same difference.”

“Same difference?” Beth asked. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“That the differences are the same.”

“What differences?”

“The ones between my song and the real one,” I said, and then added helpfully, “They’re different, but still the same.”

“What?”

Thinking back on what I’d just said, it didn’t make any sense, so instead I asked, “Why are you even arguing with me about this?”

“I’m not...” Beth started to say but realized the trap I’d set for her.

“That’s usually my line,” I said, “but now you know how I feel, goochy girl.”

“Goochy girl? What the hell is that?” Beth asked.

“Hey, I didn’t complain when you called me a biscuit boy.”

“Yeah, but at least you know what that is.”

“No, I don’t.”

“It’s a boy with a biscuit. What’s to figure out?”

“But, I’m not holding a biscuit.”

“Eh, same difference,” Beth said, and everyone laughed.

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That was an excerpt from my fourth book:

AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 4: the Wedding)

Chapter 58

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Chapter Summary for Part 4:
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(Summaries for Parts 1-3 are just above it)
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1. My fourth book is now available...

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AmyStrange & the Criminal (Part 4: the Wedding)

The MOST UNBELIEVABLE CRIME-FIGHTING team of all time, led by a talking Cat, runs around the country sniffing out missing persons and serial killers for the FBI, ending with The Wedding of Beth and the Criminal.

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the AmyStrange & the Criminal Series:

PART 1: THE ESCAPE
The Criminal, his fiancée, and secret friends help AmyStrange, the talking Cat, escape from her captors.

PART 2: THE DISAPPEARANCE
The Criminal's pretend arch-enemy disappears, and it's up to AmyStrange to find her.

PART 3: THE ROAD TRIP
The gang heads to Seattle to rescue two of AmyStrange's cat buddies.

PART 4: THE WEDDING
The gang runs around the country finding missing persons, ending with The Wedding of Beth and the Criminal.

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COMING SOON!

PART 5: THE KILLINGS (due out in late 2021)
Someone’s killing black cats, starting from the West Coast, and it looks like they’re headed straight for AmyStrange.

PART 6: THE CORPORATION (2022)
Beth and the Criminal are enjoying their upcoming parenthood, but what’s left of The Corporation wants them dead.
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