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damaya

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Wed Jul 25, 2012, 03:31 PM Jul 2012

Man’s 10-Inch Unit Causes Problems With Airport Security!

As our week of entries inspired by our readers continues, our next entry is inspired by blogger ListOfX, who submitted a CBS News link on our message board about a man who had trouble getting through airport security in San Francisco, because security screeners were suspicious that his “World Record” sized, 10-inch penis was some sort of other suspicious package he was trying to hide in his pants.

Despite going through a metal detector and body scanner, the man was still delayed for two hours for additional screening and frisking before he could catch his flight!

“Why, why, why did this have to happen in San Francisco?” asked a fan of original-jokes-that-don’t-perpetuate-stereotypes, “Now Jimmy Fallon is going to be all over this two-hour-world’s-largest-penis-frisking-at-SFO incident!”

(read more below)

http://nottheworstnews.com/2012/07/25/mans-10-inch-unit-causes-problems-with-airport-security/

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Man’s 10-Inch Unit Causes Problems With Airport Security! (Original Post) damaya Jul 2012 OP
Did they x-ray him multiple times. liberal N proud Jul 2012 #1
Was it this guy? JoeyT Jul 2012 #2
Ha! Love that movie. nt valerief Jul 2012 #3
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