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Stonepounder

(4,033 posts)
Mon Feb 26, 2018, 02:54 AM Feb 2018

Secret Service To Save Millions By Protecting President With Thoughts And Prayers Instead

http://www.breakingburgh.com/secret-service-save-millions-protecting-president-thoughts-prayers-instead/

The Secret Service has announced it will no longer be complaining about its budget being inadequate to protect President Trump and his large entourage.

This came after as they discovered an equally effective means to keep him from harm at a fraction of the cost.

Really the credit should go to Paul Ryan who gave us the idea.”

Instead of trained agents following President Trump on his many expensive trips, they will now concentrate on protecting him from potential assailants using thoughts and prayers.

“Don’t worry because we’ll still have President Trump’s back. Or rather Ricardo in our new remote praying facility in Juarez will.”

The Secret Service defended outsourcing much of the work to Mexico, saying it made sense not just on economic grounds, but in terms of quality of protection provided as well.

“They pray real good down there.”
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Secret Service To Save Millions By Protecting President With Thoughts And Prayers Instead (Original Post) Stonepounder Feb 2018 OP
snort Historic NY Feb 2018 #1
Sounds reasonable to me. fierywoman Feb 2018 #2
Excellent idea. betsuni Feb 2018 #3
Seems more reasonable that they should have to PROTECT him aka-chmeee Feb 2018 #4
I can just see the Secret Service detail dropping to their knees in prayer as a crazed gunman Nitram Feb 2018 #5
I'm all for it hermetic Feb 2018 #6

Nitram

(22,671 posts)
5. I can just see the Secret Service detail dropping to their knees in prayer as a crazed gunman
Mon Feb 26, 2018, 09:37 AM
Feb 2018

runs towards the president, madly waving his handgun in the air as he shouts obscenities. The Power of Prayer!

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