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Post Your Politically-Themed Limericks Here (Original Post) LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 OP
okay 66ty6 Feb 2017 #1
Awesome! LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #2
Nice one TxDemChem Feb 2017 #8
... unblock Feb 2017 #3
Bwahaha! LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #4
Here's one my friend sent me, that got me thinking about this. LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #5
! unblock Feb 2017 #6
Lol TxDemChem Feb 2017 #10
Love it TxDemChem Feb 2017 #9
This one needs some polish... LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #7
How about TxDemChem Feb 2017 #11
That's better. LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #13
Ahem.... cornball 24 Feb 2017 #12
Nice. LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #14
Damn!!! TxDemChem Feb 2017 #15
Here goes Bob Loblaw Feb 2017 #16
? LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #19
Nice finish Bob Loblaw Feb 2017 #20
Another Bob Loblaw Feb 2017 #17
Yes! LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #18
Thanks. Bob Loblaw Feb 2017 #21
Cool, thanks. LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #24
Another Ahem... cornball 24 Feb 2017 #22
Amen! LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #23
 

66ty6

(12 posts)
1. okay
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 06:24 PM
Feb 2017

There once was a VP named Pence
Whose brain was incredibly dense
It was lost in a maze
Of hate for the gays
And foreigners living in tents

unblock

(51,974 posts)
3. ...
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 06:25 PM
Feb 2017

to the cameras turned kellyanne
who spun lies as fast as she can
but try as she could
to make him look good
we all saw the shit hit the fan.

LudwigPastorius

(8,944 posts)
5. Here's one my friend sent me, that got me thinking about this.
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 06:27 PM
Feb 2017

There once was a seat free on SCOTUS
So the GOP put us on notice
They were perfectly clear
You'll wait for a year
Until white people choose the wrong POTUS

LudwigPastorius

(8,944 posts)
7. This one needs some polish...
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 06:51 PM
Feb 2017

The lies from her mouth, they do fast occur
You can call her Deception’s Ambassador
Kellyanne quacks
her 'Alternative Facts'
and voilà, there's a Bowling Green Massacre!

cornball 24

(1,472 posts)
12. Ahem....
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 08:01 PM
Feb 2017

A country that once espoused freedom
Elected a half wit to lead 'em.
He played to the right
Then guffawed with delight
"I got in and I no longer need 'em!".

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)
16. Here goes
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 11:08 PM
Feb 2017

At the annual DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says pray for "Ahnuld"
Trump is an asshole

Damn, I almost pulled it off. What else rhymes with breakfast?

LudwigPastorius

(8,944 posts)
19. ?
Sat Feb 4, 2017, 02:04 AM
Feb 2017

At the yearly DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says "Pray for Ahnuld,
his ratings became a real wreck fast"

The clergy there clearly were awed
by this self-serving, yellow haired fraud
The words of the lout
left them with no doubt
Trump thinks he is bigger than God








Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)
17. Another
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 11:48 PM
Feb 2017

While in Moscow Trump says "do svidaniya",
To his future ex-wife Ms. Melania.
Opts for hookers; a pair,
Tells them lay off the hair,
For ten rubles they say we'll piss on ya'

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)
21. Thanks.
Sat Feb 4, 2017, 09:09 AM
Feb 2017

Check out madkane.com for other limericks, political or otherwise. She either used to post here or had a fan who did.

cornball 24

(1,472 posts)
22. Another Ahem...
Sat Feb 4, 2017, 01:14 PM
Feb 2017

When Donald the Trump was elected,
Our world was quickly dissected.
At his blunders and gaffes
The entire world laughs
This insanity must be rejected.

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