Gonna put a paper bag over Duncs head.

[Duncanpup]

Eating dinner and Dunc the golden retriever has been fed.
Yet it’s the eyes and that face when he looks at me mooching. I’ll be cool about it i told him I’ll cut eyeholes and a place for his muzzle.

Every time I speak to him he gets really alert ok Dad you know Duncan’s love Stromboli 18 and i speak for the chonk .

And that’s really not saying much i told him about his love of Stromboli as we caught you trying to eat cat turds earlier out of litter box as 18 was going clean it.

He’s a golden shit head.

[MOMFUDSKI]

1. Golden shit head surpasses

the time you called the lab a Chocolate Asshole. You DO have such a way with words! lol. Keep it coming.

[Duncanpup]

3. Boog was a chocolate Asshole

It was his full time job.

[blm]

2. Lololol

[Diamond_Dog]

4. With retriever dogs, the stomach rules.

Dog-dish food is just the appetizer.

[Duncanpup]

5. Good point.

[slightlv]

6. When I was a kid,

we taught our English Setter not to beg by promising him the last bite of whatever we were eating... and then making sure he got the last bite. He kept a sly on everyone throughout the meal, of course... but wouldn't come to us with the sad eyes until we were getting close to that last bite!

I'm working on my current dog... a true mutt the size of a pony... to do the same thing. But he's not as smart as my other dogs; he constantly stares right now and all Mama will say is "Wait until the last bite!" (LOL)

[jpak]

7. "A true mutt the size of a pony" lol

We need pictures.

[Aussie105]

8. Well known fact:

The love dogs have for humans depends greatly on the stomach filling potential humans represent to dogs.

They all give you the 'I am starving, please feed me!' eyes, but goldies and labradors are the worst.

[roamer65]

9. Reminds me of my sister's English Lab.

She works the table pretty good.

I usually try to sneak her something.

This is her first Thanksgiving I can do it.