Cosmo the lab pup just ate my passenger seat little fucker

[Duncanpup]

This little shit a 17 week old yellow lab pup that is my one son and his girlfriend well cosmo is her dog. And 18 and his girlfriend enjoying the beach in Maine at moment.

Cosmo the pup today ate my Jetta passenger seat heated option as I was in grocery store twenty minutes tops.

Even Boog the chocolate lab never ate a passenger car seat well Boog did eat a couch and love seat combo as pup and Liz was pissed off and I was then practicing dog law as defense attorney liz was actually a attorney yet I found through osmosis I ended up being dog law attorney/ union teamster. Liz was we were lot like Wtf then oh geez it’s just a clueless pup and we cooled down not only furniture was replaced yet like me Liz was a sucker over pups.

Dunc the golden retriever when I got in car saw the murdered passenger seat. Dunc he was in backseat I’d like to think Dunc was saying to me. Dad I tried stop Cosmo he just wouldn’t listen.
Yet in the short I’m not mad was at first just looking at the yellow lab pup I’m like what the fuck dude pups looking at me licking me as I sat in driver seat where you been I love you old man.

I stopped at dealership ordered new passenger seat

You ever just constantly be around dogs seriously from them being pup to fully grown how can you stay pissed dogs are better than people.

We’re home now and Dunc is having his bone and cosmo the yellow lab pup is torn between trying to eat the loveseat that we’re sitting on. Or I love you guy would you mind if I try just mount you and hump you and growl and try rip your t shirt mister I love you so much old man I have no clue why I’m only 17 weeks old my brain is not fully functioning I’m not even sure why I’m even breathing air yet just I am enjoying life cosmo says.

[MOMFUDSKI]

1. It sure is a laugh

a minute around your place! Keep the stories coming. Too funny

[blm]

2. Lolololololol

I know the feeling.

🥹😅

[CentralMass]

3. We had a Golden Retriever who chewed on everything when he was pup. I think it is a combination of

them teething and separation anxiety. He was a birthday present that I gave my wife and he cost a few $$ even back then. We worked with the women who bread them on the side. His parents were champion quality dogs. He soon chewed up more than his monetary worth and I'd just look at him and tell him so and tell him it's a good thing he was cute. He was like my son. We ran 5 miles in morning almost everyday. Fortunately he grew out of chewing thing to shreds. For the most part anyway.

[Nittersing]

4. Clearly, the girl friend knew where Cosmo would be safe and loved. nt

[Snackshack]

5. FYI

Lab pups will chew/eat everything. Furniture, remotes, phones, toilet paper, car seats…

Everything,… but it was okay when my lab did this because I had 12yrs with one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I miss her. ☹️

[mommymarine2003]

6. My son's new dog is seeing a behavioral specialist

My son and family in Seattle are adopting a rescue dog from a local shelter. He has some separation/isolation issues. The first time they left him alone in their bathroom, he chewed up all their towels and bath rug. The second time he tore off the towel racks. The third time he destroyed the door frame. The shelter provides in-home visits from a behavioral specialist, so my son and family are considered foster parents at this time until they can get the dog under control. Being foster parents allows the shelter to pay for the psych care. They are getting him use to a crate, but it appears my son and daughter-in-law are taking turns working at home, so that he is not alone. Thank goodness they have jobs that allow them to be flexible.

[MLAA]

7. Cosmo is simply co-writing your memoir 'Life With Labs'. His part is to provide

Last edited Mon Jul 17, 2023, 08:21 PM - Edit history (1)

the material for the anecdotes. He is, apparently already working on volume 2.

Edit: Corrected typo, thanks Niyad.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Likes German food, eh.

[BumRushDaShow]

9. I never grew up with dogs

although I had relatives with them (mostly some breed of shepherd). It wasn't until one of my sisters got a black lab pup when I finally understood the old ditty from "This Old Man" - "Knick knack, patty wack, give a dog a bone...". The chewing everything in sight was just... wow.

I know when I vist my sis, the dog expects me to "pay a toll" to get past the front door (he gets one of those dentastix things). I think he is 7 now and can knock you over easily when he gets excited.

[C Moon]

10. Be careful about leaving a dog in the vehicle. Some jackasses break windows and steal them.

It happens a lot in Los Angeles.

That story is as cute as hell, though. If only a passer-by caught it on camera!

[elleng]

11. GOOD to hear about your family, sorry your passenger seat was eaten!

Bon voyage to the Maine travelers, I was there 2? years ago, HUGE beach in front of b&b.

[mountain grammy]

12. Exactly! you can't stay pissed at a dog cause they are better than people.

Come on Cosmo!

[FoggyLake]

13. You're lucky that the seat was the only damage.

Someone might have walked by and smashed the car windows.

[TeamProg]

14. Yikes! mmmm, human kids can do far more damage! New seat? How much was that ?!?!?!?! nt

[barbtries]

15. yikes.

labs are chewers, i think this is well known. my brother's dog decades ago chewed up the carpet in his apartment all along the wall. cost him a bunch i'm sure.

you're right though dogs are better than people. except the best people.

[dchill]

16. Well ... Yeah! Of course he did!

[dai13sy]

17. I may have you beat

My wonderful, perfect Lab/Rott, Daisy Girl, ate the inside of my Toyota. Fortunately not all of it and I was able to cover my seats with plastic. I was actually able to sell my car and we got to keep Daisy her whole life. She is the perfect Dog

[Duncanpup]

18. I'm laughing

[DBoon]

19. Does Cosmo have a future in Guardians of the Galaxy?

?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5

Included briefly in the first Guardians of the Galaxy as one of the many beings trapped in The Collector's menagerie, the telepathic dog from the Soviet Union was initially just a throwaway reference to one of cosmic Marvel's silliest concepts. But Cosmo returned in The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special as a new citizen of Knowhere, earning her place in the franchise. She gets a bigger role in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and more than earns her place in the spotlight.

https://www.cbr.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-3-cosmo-the-space-dog-best-character/

[Ziggysmom]

20. Guard you your money and wallet! A friend's lab mix pupper once chewed/ate her leather

wallet AND all the paper money inside!
The urge to chew is strong in the young puppers!!!