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Related: About this forumHow to Identify a Homosexual, According to a 1980 CIA Memo
In 1980, the CIA released a three-page memorandum on how to identify homosexuals during investigations in order to blackmail them. As you might have guessed, this CIA memo is hilarious.
So if youre having trouble with your gaydar, dont worry. The most brilliant criminal investigators in the United States have you covered.
1. Know that it wont be easy.
One of the most common mistakes made by the average person is the conviction that he can recognize a homosexual on sight. This is similar to recognizing a communist, the CIA memo explains. Alas, homosexuals do not have special birthmarks or tattoos.
The memo adds, Very few employees come to work wearing eye makeup or My Sin.
2. Hes a good worker.
The homosexual subject is usually regarded as an above-average employee, the memo continues. His work habits are good, he is punctual, responsive to authority, cooperative, friendly, a credit to the organization.
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ZZenith
(4,119 posts)crazytown
(7,277 posts)Hes gay if he has sex with you, and gay if he doesnt
underpants
(182,730 posts)Oh crap! I have a disorderly charge, I'm generally neat, and and get great performance evaluations.
Chipper Chat
(9,676 posts)Required utterence. How did the memo miss this? C'mon cia.
akraven
(1,975 posts)Now I'm really laughing - the authors of this should meet my neighbor!