'You eat your cereal with water!'

[Little Star]

In an image posted to Imgur Wednesday, one girlfriend lists the 20 reasons why she is breaking up with her boyfriend and the examples are hilarious.

The examples paint a very interesting portrait of her now ex-boyfriend.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2346373/You-eat-cereal-water-Girlfriends-hilarious-dumping-boyfriend-hits-internet.html

Her list is pretty funny.

[NYC_SKP]

1. "Put on something sexy, we're going to Red Lobster."

OMG!

[In_The_Wind]

3. My DU Rec!

'You eat your cereal with water!' Weird News 9:58 AM 9:53 AM

[Wounded Bear]

2. Says, perhaps, as much about her as it does him....

[Xyzse]

4. Hrm.. You sure the Girlfriend is a girl?

It could easily be a boyfriend too you know.
I mean, seriously, I don't see a straight guy having tons of pictures of Michael Phelps.
The writer actually likes "Predator" with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know ANY girl that likes that movie.

Though yeah, pretty funny.

Good god, Leather Pants... Wannabe Cowboy? Or is the writer suggesting to wear Leather Pants.

Odd, but I don't know why I can't see a girl writing this.

[Ilsa]

5. I'm a woman and I thought Predator was

A lot of fun. Favorite movie? No, but it has one really great quote from the character played by Gov. Jesse Ventura, "I ain't got time to bleed."

I think the poster could be male or female. Some hilarious excuses, some of which reflect more on the writer.

[Chan790]

6. Yeah. Pretty sure.

People who dot their i with circles overwhelmingly favors women...we're talking like 97% of the time. There are a few other things that suggest that the author cannot be a guy but that is the big one.

I think it more likely that the recipient is also a woman than that the sender is a guy.

[Little Star]

7. I didn't write the article but I did take their word for it...

that she was a girl.

[Marrah_G]

8. LMAO

[Javaman]

9. The bigger question is: what attracted her to him in the first place and want to date him?

She loves train wrecks?