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Submariner

(12,512 posts)
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:23 PM Jan 2023

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intrepidity

(7,339 posts)
1. I was *sure* there was gonna be a pinchline
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:29 PM
Jan 2023

Boy I can only omagine what'd happen if I had one of those. I don't use any of those Alexa or Siri things.

Croney

(4,673 posts)
2. If you start with the word "you," the watch must take it personally.
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:30 PM
Jan 2023

I just yelled "You must be crazy!" My watch said, "Hmm, is there something else I can help you with?"

I'm afraid to tell it to fuck off, it might not like me anymore.

live love laugh

(13,171 posts)
3. Don't have the watch but I just unplugged Alexa. I was
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:31 PM
Jan 2023

seeing ads coinciding with conversations.

It really isn’t that useful for me anyway. I basically only got Amazon delivery announcements on it.

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)
4. You can mute the microphone. I actually find them to be usefull.however I do tend to mute/unmute the
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:40 PM
Jan 2023

the microphone as needed.

live love laugh

(13,171 posts)
8. Good to know thanks! 😊
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:54 PM
Jan 2023

Submariner

(12,512 posts)
10. I need to leave the microphone not muted
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 04:14 PM
Jan 2023

I do some of the trip and fall stuff at my age triggering the 911/fall alarm that I can and have quickly canceled, so leaving the voice comm available is reassuring if I can't get up some time.

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)
16. Honestly, I don't really care if it listens in on me.
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 09:14 PM
Jan 2023

AllaN01Bear

(18,578 posts)
13. friend of mine had duelling alexiss feeding off each other one time when i called.
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 05:46 PM
Jan 2023

turned em off
what is plural for alexis?

mahina

(17,721 posts)
17. Alexi?
Wed Jan 4, 2023, 03:47 AM
Jan 2023

rsdsharp

(9,218 posts)
5. God, that's creepy as hell.
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:40 PM
Jan 2023

I’m an analog kinda guy. My old Rolex never talks back to me.

Chainfire

(17,671 posts)
6. Are you taking your medicines as prescribed? ;)
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:41 PM
Jan 2023

I will say this, Alexa lives in my house too. It may have been a big coincidence, but we had been discussing buying a certain product, neither of us had researched the subject online, but within a few minutes were are both getting ads for the product on our desktop computers.

mahina

(17,721 posts)
7. Once I was cut off in the freeway and yelled "you can't be fing serious"
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 03:49 PM
Jan 2023

And Siri turned itself on and said “I’m always serious.”

Swear to God. 😳😳😳

Submariner

(12,512 posts)
11. After today, I believe you
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 04:32 PM
Jan 2023

For a moment I thought Siri too, but the reply spelling out the word "f**king" made me feel like some creep is eavesdropping and replying in kind.

AllaN01Bear

(18,578 posts)
15. eek.
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 05:51 PM
Jan 2023

mahina

(17,721 posts)
18. Right?
Wed Jan 4, 2023, 03:47 AM
Jan 2023

ggma

(709 posts)
9. No Apple products here;
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 04:06 PM
Jan 2023

but my Kindle Fire tablet turns Alexa on when I cough or laugh too loud. Funny thing is I never activated it. I hate that heifer.

gg

AllaN01Bear

(18,578 posts)
12. i once said that when machines start answering back, i quit. i quit. lol
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 05:44 PM
Jan 2023

AllaN01Bear

(18,578 posts)
14. "look president rapist, take your ex-First Tramp porn movie star wife and her chain migrated commie
Tue Jan 3, 2023, 05:50 PM
Jan 2023

i just said that to siri and she said " i dont know how to respond to that ". lol

mahina

(17,721 posts)
19. Lol
Wed Jan 4, 2023, 03:48 AM
Jan 2023

HA

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