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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Fri Dec 6, 2019, 07:00 AM Dec 2019

"We are the only party who can deliver Brexit" insists the only party that has failed to

“We are the only party that can deliver Brexit,” claimed Boris Johnson in a press conference today, “And to be honest, you’ve got to admire the sheer brass balls of me saying that, since we are in fact the only party that has failed to deliver Brexit.”

He continued, “We have been the only party in power the entire three and a half years since the referendum, and we’ve spent those three and a half years failing to do exactly this. But my contempt for you, the voting public, is great enough that I don’t expect you to consider that at all.”


[link:https://newsthump.com/2019/12/06/we-are-the-only-party-who-can-deliver-brexit-insists-the-only-party-that-has-failed-to/|]

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