Kesha Rogers has some FEC issues

[Gothmog]

Kesha is from my part of Texas and I have met her a couple of times. Juanita Jean is enjoying the fact that Kesha has some FEC issues http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/03/20/kesha-rogers/

Kesha Rogers is in a runoff with Dr. David Almeel for the Democratic US senate race in Texas.

She’s a stinker and having met her many times, I can assure you that this woman is barely holding on to reality. She’s a Lyndon Larouche cult follower so she has wacky ideas. She thinks the Queen of England runs the world and that our first order of business should be to colonize Mars. Yeah, the planet.

She is also obsessed with Nazis. She stands on street corners holding up pictures with President Obama sporting a Hitler mustache. And the sign to the right is now on their webpage. They use the word “Nazi” in place of the word “bad.” You know like, “My blind date last night was Nazi.” Or, “Watch out! That soup is Nazi.”

Anyway, to no ones surprise, the Federal Election Commission has some questions about her “petty cash” account. It seems she has gotten loose with the statutes. Caution: Legal Mumbo Jumbo ahead.

Schedule B of your report discloses disbursements with the purpose replenish petty cash. Please be advised that cash disbursements to any person or vendor for any single purchase or transaction may not exceed $100. If payments to the original vendor exceed $200 in an election cycle, a memo entry including the name of the original vendor as well as address, date, amount, and purpose of the original purchase must be provided. Please amend your report to include the missing information or provide clarifying information if memo items are not required. (2 U.S.C. §432(h)(2) and 11 CFR § 102.11)

For example, she reimbursed “Mr. Joseph Jennings” $270.25 for “parade float materials” from petty cash. Okay, first of all, how much does a Hitler mustache cost? And second, why are you paying him in cash?

The FEC has this and other question for Kesha. Obviously, they are Nazis.

BTW, Kesha's idea of campaign is having a float with the Queen of England being named as a drug dealer and pictures of President Obama with a Hitler mustache. Her alternative means of campaign is showing up at the intersection of a highway with a bunch of her followers waiving banners. I have driven by a couple of these "campaign" events.

This could be fun to watch.

[blkmusclmachine]

1. Oh, brother!

[TexasTowelie]

2. I can only imagine that the FEC will be one of the first agencies she will eliminate if elected.

I also bet that the LaRouchies that were at the post office in Brenham are having an orgasm since she made into the primary runoff election. It makes me happy that I don't have to see those idgets anymore.