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Gothmog

(144,005 posts)
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 04:56 PM Mar 2014

Juanita Jean responds to Stockman's threat to put people who post his mugshot in jail

Stockman is threatening to put anyone who posts his mug shot in jail. Juanita Jean did not back down in the face of Stockman's amusing threat http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/03/03/id-be-willing-to-do-it-but-now-im-scared/

Most of you know that Texas Congressfool Steve Stockman is running against Senator John Cornyn for the highly undistinguished honor of being the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas.

Cornyn’s people dug up an old mug shot of Stockman and started putting in all over town.



Stockman was arrested in 1977 for felony possession of valium. The case was dismissed and Stockman says the record was expunged.

I didn’t say anything about it because I know plenty folks who made some mistakes and then turned themselves around and have lived a distinguished and honorable life. I figured it would backfire on Cornyn.

But, noooooooo. Stockman couldn’t just explain and let it be. He had to threaten someone.

Stockman probably needs that valium now.

He’s gone batcrap crazy and is threatening to file criminal charges against anyone who posts his mug shot on the internet machine. You know, this one.



Oh yeah, batcrap crazy.

Michigan’s 43rd Judicial District Clerk stated Stockman was never convicted of any charge and the documents were supposed to have been destroyed in 1978. Another Michigan official has advised Stockman he has grounds to file criminal complaints against any person or media organization that published the documents.

Well, that does it. I will not publish his mugshot on my internet page. Not me. I kinda figure this picture isn’t worth actual criminal charges being filed against me.



So, you know, I will not post it.

Now, if I knew some lawyers, I might just start putting it in women’s restrooms all over Michigan. And by “it”, I mean this.



But, since I do not know any lawyers, at least not any who would go to Michigan for me, I will have to be content with just looking at other people’s internet page with this picture. You know, this one.



I’m sorry that Steve Stockman got in my face and issued a challenge to have me arrested in Michigan and I backed down. I know you’re disappointed in me. But, I just figure the picture isn’t worth going to jail over. You know, this one.


I love Juanita Jean
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Juanita Jean responds to Stockman's threat to put people who post his mugshot in jail (Original Post) Gothmog Mar 2014 OP
Proud to be rec number 5! Melissa G Mar 2014 #1
Oh crap! He is looking for me. TexasTowelie Mar 2014 #2
Repukes are some trashy a-hs... Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #3
He hid the valium in his underwear Gothmog Mar 2014 #4
Nothing about these wackos would surprise me. nt Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #5
And then did he shit his pants in order to avoid getting arrested? cui bono Mar 2014 #7
Look at those eyes, dood... Mopar151 Mar 2014 #6
He looks like a psychopath, seriously nt Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #8
He looks like his nickname was "Twitchy". JoeyT Mar 2014 #11
ROFLMAO! My belly hurts from laughing. Yes, he does look like that's his name! Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #12
Naughty Juanita Jean... Naughty Naughty tomm2thumbs Mar 2014 #9
I will be seeing her tomorrow night Gothmog Mar 2014 #15
Well, I'd totally trust that guy to watch my kid. AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #10
Apparently, he didn't have bush level connections. Thor_MN Mar 2014 #13
OK. let's get down to business Jack Rabbit Mar 2014 #14
BWAHAHA! When is Juanita Jean going to be put on the DU blog roll? Thanks, and a question: freshwest Mar 2014 #16
Lol I love Juanita Jean TxDemChem Mar 2014 #17
Steve Stockman and the Unabomber: separated at birth? jmowreader Mar 2014 #18

Sarah Ibarruri

(21,043 posts)
3. Repukes are some trashy a-hs...
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:31 PM
Mar 2014

He was arrested 2 to 3 times over felony possession of Valium. Where he got it, one can only guess. Maybe he stole it. And that's one of the leaders of the GOP lol Slim pickings they have.

Mopar151

(9,965 posts)
6. Look at those eyes, dood...
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:55 PM
Mar 2014

We are not talking "want" or "desire" for Valium. We are talking cold-sweaty, trembling hands hold the shotgun NEED here...... Slim pickin's is right.

JoeyT

(6,785 posts)
11. He looks like his nickname was "Twitchy".
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:32 PM
Mar 2014

If you denied people the context and just posted the picture as a "Guess what this guy got arrested for?" game, a good bit of the responses would be "Meth cook!".

Sarah Ibarruri

(21,043 posts)
12. ROFLMAO! My belly hurts from laughing. Yes, he does look like that's his name!
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:56 PM
Mar 2014

And yes, he looks like the sous-chef at a major meth operation! lol

Gothmog

(144,005 posts)
15. I will be seeing her tomorrow night
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 09:54 PM
Mar 2014

Last edited Mon Mar 3, 2014, 11:39 PM - Edit history (1)

We have an election result watching party or event. I am going to try to make it

 

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
13. Apparently, he didn't have bush level connections.
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 07:28 PM
Mar 2014

With the bush treatment, your records disappear, never to be seen again,

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
14. OK. let's get down to business
Mon Mar 3, 2014, 08:46 PM
Mar 2014

Who are the Democrats running? Somebody worth voting for, I hope. How 'bout running Juanita Jean?

Whoever the Democrats run has to be worlds better than Cornyn, and galexies better than Stockman.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
16. BWAHAHA! When is Juanita Jean going to be put on the DU blog roll? Thanks, and a question:
Tue Mar 4, 2014, 01:37 AM
Mar 2014

How in the hell does one get arrested for 'felony possession of valium' anyway?

He looks more like people I knew who were doing cocaine.

Gothmog, I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. I just downloaded that pic. But I feel plumb skeert!

This and the GOP trying to sue people quoting his blog are near the screeds posted to the Pirate Bay website. Some of those were epic. it bit 'em in the ass later, though.

I keep scrolling through the OP and guffawing every time I see that pic...

Please tell us how the party goes. I think I saw pics from one posted online a while back.

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
17. Lol I love Juanita Jean
Tue Mar 4, 2014, 07:36 AM
Mar 2014

I posted it in my PC wallpaper at work yesterday. But she's taken it to a whole other level!

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